Fact is, I downloaded my "guilty pleasure" and got so bored, I didn't actually start binge-watching till this week, nearly two months after the finale.
IF I'M BEING HONEST, these "got talent" shows have gotten too predictable. This includes the first five or six weeks of "audition" shows, which USED to be fun, watching delusional idiots get X'd and boo'd and chased off the stage.
Now I'm very much used to off-key Paki morons, inept Croatian jugglers, tacky drag queens and the rest of the literal losers. I'm VERY tired of judges happily egging on precocious brats, cheerful ethnics, spry oldies and jerky street rappers. I also don't want to hear any more of these fucking "human interest" back stories involving picked-on fags, obese dykes, or in-remission disease-ridden singers of show tunes. I'm supposed to root for them because of their personal problems, when they have no talent?
The most entertaining acts are usually the PROFESSIONALS but they shouldn't even BE on the fucking show. They aren't amateurs, after all. Er, but these year, an amateur DID win.
She's a Shauna-type horror: WONDER WALL
WHAT THE FUCK?
Go ahead and check her on GooTube, because I don't think you can IMAGINE how annoying this little bitch is. She was the odds-on favorite to win, because EVERYBODY fell in love with her instantly, in a sickening pedo sort of way. She sure as hell isn't talented. It's all about how she's a little blonde girl. ICK.
Right through to the finals, the judges raved that she was the next Taylor Swift.
Indeed, like Taylor and all the other sound-alikes, Grace has the blonde hair, the angular face, the seasick vocalizing, the non-melody Joni Mitchell-type rambling, the show-off high notes and the self-pre-occupied lyrics. BUT...she's like, 12 years old. CHRIST. (No wonder inane drones like SHAUNA think they have a chance...anyone who apes the familiar style of singing, and has blonde hair, is supposed to be a star).
Grace barely has her adult teeth in. She plays a goddam UKULELE. She did the SAME thing every time she performed: an "original" song yodeled in an annoying Taylor-Shauna way. Too bad, Shauna, YOU are not pubescent, even if you do shave your twat. You don't look like this:
IF I'M BEING HONEST, I was more entertained by the 14 year-old who sang opera. Except WHO likes opera, even when it's good? I can't say I do, but she sure could sing. Too bad she was a wog singing classical, and America loves blondes who ape Taylor Swift.
I would've been happy if the "flexible" chick won. Women who can practically lick their own twats are pretty fascinating. This girl, in a shiny leotard, not only twisted herself into all kinds of enticing positions, she could fire a bow and arrow with her feet, and do incredibly skillful acrobatics in mid-air. She wasn't the ordinary contortionist who does the same thing every time. Sofie Dossi:
Sofie was one of the few acts that EARNED the inane accolades of the judges. She had entertainment skills as well as physical talent.
Most of the acts were just ordinary street singers, sidewalk dancers, and eccentrics.
Believe me, it was VERY hard to listen to these four asshole judges shouting compliments at everybody: "You are the reason we do the show" and "You are a star" and "That was incredible" over and over. Who wanted to even hear the voice of ex-Spice Girls twat Mel B., who has that FOOKING ANNOYING island girl accent, and bellows how everybody is so outrageous they're "OFF THE CHAIN."
Ultimately, America went PEDO like they did a few years ago, with Jackie Evancho, a more traditional Disney-type moppet. (Happily, very few of these "Got Talent" idiots continue to inlict themselves on the public. There just aren't "variety" shows anymore for them, so they either sell CDs, play tourist trap towns, or just go away.)
And so it was, that the show ended on a pretty sick note: a pedo-winner who, unlikely as it seems, played a goddam ukulele and sang like a munchkin Taylor Swift. Grace (yeah, dubbed "AMAZING GRACE" by one of the judges, who kept on saying it over and over) edged out a fat slob from New Jersey doing a Sinatra impersonation, a bulge-eyed mime-busker with gimmicky tricks, a decent professional magician and a pretty baffling mind-reading act.
Grace thrived in a country that also made a star out of "Honey Boo Boo," a precocious bit of white trash who got her own reality show for several years.
It only proves that America IS a sick country with an unhealthy interest in underage girls and a distinct inability to understand what talent is and ISN'T.
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