SINEAD HUMIRA

I was almost going to call her "Shauna Humira," but there's nothing sympathetic or actually erotic about that bubble-headed bug-eyed pseudo-cocktease. 

Instead, referencing Cusack in her debut film, "Hoffman," I give you SINEAD HUMIRA



Fucking adorable, isn't she? She doesn't quite have Sinead's round-doll head, but she has such cute expressions when it comes to literally taking her medicine. 

Pulling up her shirt, giving those orgasm-esque expressions and looks of vulnerability. She's got this long tube, see, and she's...INJECTING HERSELF!!



"Oooh, Mr. Hoffman. And now YOU want to inject THAT into THERE! Oh, well, I guess there's no stopping you. I really want it anyway...." (You do recall that the TV version of "Hoffman" was creepily called, "Call Me Daddy.")
Really, if you're kind of a perv, this is porn. Especially with a chick who looks like she could be a freshman at college, or on her first job as a typist in Mr. Hoffman's office. Heh heh. 

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a site somewhere that actually offers this type of thing, clothed or unclothed. There are, after all, fetishists who get off on simply watching a woman modeling rubber outfits, or being examined by a "doctor." I do recall some weird site or company that sold nothing but videos of women hooked up to a machine and breathing in and out while naked. 

But I digress. 

Sinead (er, Heidi) was earnestly trying to show what it's like to begin doing the Humira injections. She couldn't help it if her baby-faced grimaces, and damsel-in-distress pouting turned out to be DELICIOUS. 

It also makes any prospective user think, "OK, if this very silly and timorous chick can get through it, I can." Especially when you surf YouTube and see dozens upon dozens of similar "How To" and "Let Me Share My Misery" vids that are far less dramatic. Like THIS stoic Brit:



Mmmm, the famous ECCLEStone. 

Love how the fabric drapes in between her legs. Love how she looks off and thinks of England as she JAMS IT INTO HER INNER THIGH!

Sorry, I'm beginning to creep MYSELF out! But let's say it's a sign of grand creativity to be able to find eroticism in a medical procedure that involves a dangerous drug that does give a 10 second bee-sting sensation. 

Heidi...Ashley...you are GREAT. And best of all, you don't cover Taylor Swift songs.