HILARIOUS burn marks

The London Daily Fail outdoes itself...

The sad thing is that this kind of brainless tabloid shit is now the norm, not the exception. More and more newspaper websites are like The Fail...ignoring hard news, politics, stats on global warming, anything NEWSWORTHY...and going for sensationalism and "hilarious" pictures.

This is supposed to amuse me? Three jackasses with stupid-looking sunburns?

This is what a newspaper is about now?

"ENCOURAGE ASSHOLES! TELL THEM WHAT THEY DO IS HILARIOUS! AND NEWSWORTHY!"

Right...go out and burn yourself. Be a drunken starlet with "wardrobe malfunctions" or a potty mouth. Win a hot dog eating contest. Not only don't you have to be talented, or do something that isn't in the papers every day anyway...you don't even have to be famous. And Warhol was wrong. These assholes who end up as momentary Jerk-for-the-Day on the front page of a newspaper website...are NOT famous for 15 minutes because nobody even looks at their names.

You three assholes...maybe next week or next month, the London Daily Fail will run pictures of three different idiots...who all used gasoline instead of suntan oil, and burned themselves black by setting each other on fire "to make the burn quicker."

"Caution, photos may be disturbing...but we're running them anyway..."

In this disgusting world of "amusement," we have to be told this is HILARIOUS. Because...

...it really is not.