Joey Chestnut, I Hope You Choke to Death.

Bored on the Fourth of July...

But not enough to go to Coney Island and witness a disgusting display of "entertainment" such as some fucking slob stuffing hot dogs in his mouth while 40,000 brainless sunburnt brain-deads cheer.

Anyone who wonders why America is hated and loathed all around the world...this IS your stop to find out why.

Do I need to write anything further?

That "eating contests" are abominable? That slaughtering animals just so idiots can hurry and chew it down and shit the flesh out a few hours later is grotesque? That rewarding a glutton is wrong?

What's next? A Fourth of July contest for the person who can shove the most firecrackers up his ass? That takes almost as much skill doesn't it? Or the person who can blow up the most live pigs that can be turned into hot dog meat? Maybe reward the person who blows off the most fingers or limbs while setting off his illegal stash. These are all such laudible achievements, huh?

The only amusement at an amusement park with an event like this...would be if a jerk like Joey Chestnut suddenly unloaded enough diarrhea to flood the entire stage. Or he puked all over the first few rows. Or, yes, he fucking CHOKED TO DEATH in full views of a dozen camcorders ready to upload his demise to YouTube.

The event is a promotion for one of the most healthiest foods you can buy...the processed hot dog. Most of those penis substitutes you see in the supermarket...you do NOT want to know what's in them. How they are made. How the animals are killed.

People never EVER want to look at the footage of animals in the slaughterhouse. They don't want to know how the animals die or how a hot dog is made.

Me? I'll be glad to watch the death agonies of Joey Chestnut choking on a hot dog. I'll be happy to watch the autopsy, too. No need to supply music or a laughtrack...I'll have "Piggy Pig Pig" playing, and be chuckling till the fade out. Fuck you, Joey. Fuck you, the news channels that happily ran footage of this idiot, and world...just as we try not to judge all practitioners of the Muslim or Islam religion by that "few who hijack a noble religion," remember that most Americans do not intentionally blow themselves up on hot dogs on the Fourth of July.