Roger Waters Fans Knife The Wrong Hummus-Face

"Damn! DAMN," Roger Waters declared, flinging his $29.95 quiche the full length of the Hamptons restaurant.

He just heard that a pair of his Pales-teeeeenian fans couldn't pick out a Jew to kill. They actually COULD NOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE between an Arab and Jew. What a SHAME.

Says Roger: "I know for a FACT that Israel actually belongs to Palestine, and Palestine never had any Jews there, and Jesus was never a Jew. I went back in my wall-shaped Time Machine and saw it all. Israel is home of Jews but I'm God and I decree it should be the home of the poor, lovable Pales-teeeeenians! Those people sure know how to create great terrorist organizations! Hamas? LOVE those guys!"

Did you like the last line? Somebody was "lightly wounded by stray gunfire."

That's like having your breakfast cereal lightly sprinkled with sugar.

The Arabs unleash burqa-wearing bitches who go to a ladies room for a stabbing rampage on any non-Arab. The Arabs recruit teenagers to attack helpless old people. And of course, the big fun is terrorizing hundreds of people at a music concert or a marathon or an office building. The odds are "we'll have automatic weapons, they won't. Ha ha allah allah!" Somehow the Jews do NONE of this shit, are NOT provoking worldwide terror, and NOT declaring everybody should believe exactly what they do. Roger Waters and his pals still hate them more than any other group on the globe.

Waters, the hoarse-voiced Grim Reaper himself, sneers, "Israel is the only country on Earth that should have sanctions and should be wiped out. I'm not antisemitic or anything. I have plenty of Jewish friends. Nevermind that not a single one of them will stand up and tell them I'm right."

My point all along has been that the "sandbox" called the Middle East has a bright sun that beats down on all those bearded, big-nosed maniacs. They all pretty much look alike.

Here's an example where Palest-eeeenians don't even know if they're killing a Jew or one of their own!

The difference, according to Roger Waters, is that the Jewish ones should be wiped out, because Jews have given the world nothing...not Freud, not Einstein, the Three Stooges, Lauren Bacall, Gina Gershon, Bob Dylan, not NOTHING. Whereas the radical Arabs have given us...uh, uh, oh yeah, Cat Stevens.