Ronda Arousey? It was the Tits and the Ghetto-Talk

There were some reasons NOT to be upset when Ronda Rousey got a good kick in the head.

First off, nobody likes an easy winner.

But two more good reasons were on display when Ronda turned up on puppy Fallon's show. Jimmy did his usual fawning and slobbering, and what did Ronda do?

She showed off her tits and her ghetto talk. Neither were impressive.

Somehow white people think it's cool to imitate black cadence and attitude. It rarely is.

But worse than listening to her jive like her mama was Whitney Houston, was to see her sporting Kardashian make-up and a Viley Virus gown.

Really, Photoshop the color a bit, and she looks like Rihanna or Beyonce. That's not white girl make-up at all.

What the FUCK was with that "glue my little tits to my dress" bit? Huh, MILEY ROUSEY?

Add to it an attitude like a black girl behind the counter at Burger King, getting uppity any time somebody asks "Can you supersize my fries," and you've got a reason to root for Holly Holm instead.

Some white people don't have pride in being white. Hey, "White Customs Matter." Why be ashamed of speaking English correctly? Of having normal looking lips? Of not walking around like your ass is a duffel bag containing two warthogs?

Yes, quite an irony, that on Fallon's show she predicted EXACTLY what Holly Holm would do. Holly would use her strong boxing skills to avoid letting Ronda wrestle and clutch and tangle her up in a lethal, match-ending "arm bar." The boxing would frustrate and confuse Ronda. Then Holly would be looking to use her superior karate techniques to land a kick to the head.

Ronda insisted she'd be able to defend against those two points. No, she was out-boxed in round one, and was frustrated and bloodied. Then she took a kick in the head that stopped the fight in round two.

And is anyone that upset? No.

Because of her TITS and GHETTO TALK antics. Because she had done semi-nude photo shoots, strutted around like Ms. Atttude, and was less than charming about her easy victories. She was no Muhammad Ali or Sugar Ray Leonard. She wasn't likable. And she became phonier and phonier with every victory.

She ended up being less Ronda Rousey and more Rihanna Cyrus with shitty make-up, ridiculous cleavage displays and dopey tough-bitch-talk.

Be yourself. Carl Froch. Timothy Bradley. Klitschko. Pacquiao. Most great fighters talk like themselves. They don't put on a ridiculous act mimicking rappers or movie gangsters or whatever they think seems "cool." And NONE of them would wear make-up and a frock that's glued to their chests!