"Not only haven't they caught up to that Jonathan West idiot," says Darren Lox, "we were stuck in town with nothing to do for eleven hours. That was more than enough time to assemble an album of James Bond Theme Song covers!"
"I wasn't familiar with this stuff," admits young Shauna. "'Doctor No' was what I yelped in the clinic when I discovered my dog's tongue had given me genital warts." I never heard of these guys Shauna Connery, Roger Me Some Moore, or George Lezzingme. Not even Timothy Dulltwat or Pierced Bracup."
Realizing the importance of GOOTUBE promotion, the Toothpicks and That have made two music videos. They've used movie magic to insert themselves into two famous scenes from Bond films.
Of course, the album itself will feature MANY more theme songs than that.
Darren gave us the complete list. He promised it as soon as he changed his underwear. He wetted himself over the news that he's got, combined, over "four million" hits for mewling about stupid things he's bought, and for softly blubbering his opinion on professionally recorded music he couldn't compose in four million years.
The list!
DR. TWAT
FROM RUSSIA WITH TWAT
TWATFINGER
THUNDER TWAT
That film's extra love song: "MR. TWAT TWAT BANG BANG"
TWATS ARE FOREVER
NOBODY TWATS IT BETTER
THE TWAT WITH THE GOLDEN GUN
ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET TWAT
That Film's Special Love Song: WE HAVE ALL THE TWAT IN THE WORLD
TWAT RAKER
FOR YOUR TWAT ONLY
NEVER SAY TWAT AGAIN
THE TWAT IS NOT ENOUGH
TWATFALL
From "Spectre" the love song: THE WRITING'S ON THE TWAT
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