Salma Hayek: she Gotta Have Boobs...'cause she gotta Homely Face

Look at that face. Salma Hayek looks like the maid at the Holiday Inn who says, "I come tin clock to change your shits."

I don't find the bitch's face remotely pleasant.

She looks like a whore. She dresses like one.

We all LOVE boobies, but she's making her boobs look ridiculous. It's a bosom mug shot.

Guys are so craven, we don't care if the boobs are pushed up in a padded bra, or pumped with silicone. We don't care if, a foot above them, is a face that isn't as nice looking as the average foot.