ISIS disrupts Paris? ADELE squats on New York

Oh, here's a Rolling Stone headline for you:

THE WORLD IS SAVED.

While Turkey has the nerve to shoot down a Russian plane, while Brussels endures a crippling shutdown over Muzzies, while Paris tries to recover from a psycho attack, ADELE has been thudding her huge weight all over New York, determined to infect the USA with the same sweaty "Adele Fever" that England has.

This impossibly ordinary fat whore has stomped all over "Saturday Night Live," late night TV, morning TV...and in shrewd fashion, has done it all for NBC. Nasty Bitch Cunt. She obviously made some fat-package deal: "I'll do ALL your top shows, exclusively, if you fawn over me like I'm the Queen of England."

Good Lord, somebody isolated her vocals on "Saturday Night Live" and magically "leaked" it to YouTube (where it COULD be removed by DMCA). This is considered the miracle of the ages.

I happened to flip the dial and saw her with puppy Fallon on NBC's "Tonight Show." I thought, as with Springsteenk, "Let's give it ONE MORE TRY. Everybody on the fucking PLANET loves this idiot, so there must be SOMETHING there for me, too."

NO. There wasn't.

The song she bellowed was tuneless. Her singing style is NOTHING. Streisand was there first. If you really think that power is everything, go check out Lara Fabian, folks. She is ten times better than this cow. PS, what happened to Susan Boyle?

Aside from inflicting cynical, commercial, pre-fab music and lyrics on the world, this boxy-bodied bint is a full out phony and when she speaks, she's repulsively low class and disgusting. And yeah, her "cackle" is the worst of it. NO charm at all.

What comes out of her greasy lips is jarringly coarse and stupid. She might as well curse every other word. There was charm to the Cockney accent, and probably still is, if you can find it among the Muslim and Hindu babble. Put it this way, if he heard Adele, Henry Higgins would've given up.

Her overly made-up face looks like the work of Madame Tussaud. From the cleft chin to the carefully plumped lips, to the droopy eyes and laser-etched eyebrows, not to mention the inane wig, this ugly duckling got made-over into...a HEN. That's all. This is what every ugly hen on the planet would want to look like: a grotesque glamour mask.

Lucky Adele; her awful album appeared when nothing else was going on, except rumblings from the equally awful Bieber, and from One Direction, and neither are competition for her overfed low-class middle-aged twat audience.

Queen Cocksucker has blown town, and it was supposed to make way for the Bieber Blitz. BUT...happily, something's gone wrong in this maniac punk's world.

Oh sorrowful day. ADELE suffocates New York City, but Bieber won't give it a few farts, too. This was the big deal: Bieber as the star of the Thanksgiving Day Parade promotions. His first stop was to be "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" (the awful anemic pest who replaced Letterman.).

He Tweeted to smarmy, irritating talk show host Stephen Colbert: "thank you for the understanding as sometimes life kicks our ass and we need to deal with it. I will see u soon. Thank you." He skipped Colbert's drily effete Thanksgiving show and a bunch of crap he was going to pre-tape for the Thanksgiving parade. Aw, what's CBS gonna do? Try and grab One Direction?

This has been a horrible week for those who are finding it more and more difficult to endure POP CULTURE. The hideous One Direction, complete with their ridiculous hairstyles and their solemn mumbling blandness, were given almost the entire Jimmy Kimmel Show a few nights ago. Kimmel, a noted sadist, cooked up the lame idea of having a potato join the group.

Yeah. Har har. Smirking broadly, he brought out a raw potato, noted it cost him 58 cents, and asked the four zombies if they would accept the potato into their group. Clearly bewildered, but playing along with an American comedy genius, the awkward bozos made a place for the potato, a photo was taken and posted to Instagram, and Kimmel sneered at how quickly it got 70,000 LIKES.

"Are we having fun yet?"

Last night Kimmel spent the entire hour promoting the new "Star Wars" movie, featuring interviews with new cast members, and rolling out R2D2 (where was Bill Hoobastank to get a picture with it?) The big "gets" were Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford, who both comically "cursed" on the air, but were censored. I don't think British TV is so prudish and ridiculous. Somehow, the shock value of a curse word is RUINED when the sound suddenly is cut and the person's mouth blurred.

Carrie was seen holding up the ugly wig she wore in the movie. With Kimmel urging her to put it on, she said she would never wear the fucking thing again. She managed to curse several times, pretending to be bored with the only thing anyone knows her for. For Harrison Ford's segment, Kimmel, like any good nerd, began to hum the "Star Wars Theme." The script called for Ford to angrily shout "Shut the fuck up!" Oh, the hilarity! We got to hear "Shut the UP!"

Meanwhile a new show produced by BOZO JEFF BEZOS for streaming AMAZON, is being "tastefully" promoted. It's about "What would've happened if Germany and Japan won the war." Yes, Fascist Bezos, who went to the Hitler playbook to make AMAZON a mega-power, does have his happy dreams.

He even appalled New York by having prototype subway cars done with Nazi emblems and Japanese flags.

PS, when did it become standard practice for EVERY fucking Internet newspaper website to quote TWITTER idiots? Who's this NIGGA named Josh? Anyone? NOBODY. It's not like he's Obama giving a Tweet, or a respected journalist. We can't go to TWITTER ourselves, we have to get this shit thrown in our face? "Here's a sample of what's being TWEETED about this issue..."

Imagine there's no TWITTER.

Try to remember when music and TV shows gave us some diversion from the real world! Remember when there wasn't disposable "reality" shows or dimwits like the Kuntrashians and Viley Virus showing us their asses every other day? Remember when pop singers aspired to enduring art with songs that would stand the test of time?

Hey, now the fucking planet isn't looking like it'll stand the test of time.

Here's Pooty-Poot (as Dubya loved to call him) muttering about how the Muzzies shot down one of his planes. Aw, amid propping up all kinds of dictatorships, he forgot to placate Turkey. Oh well, you don't grease everyone's palm with money, or buy all their oil and heroin, and they get into a holy snit.

Nice going, Pooty-Poot. Maybe it's time that you, France, England, America, and sleepy giant China, ALL got together and squashed these fucking religious fanatics while there's still time.

Still time? Oops. Maybe not. Ethnic immigrants don't realy assimilate. They create their own neighborhoods. They are clannish. They retain their customs. In the old days it at least meant tourist-friendly Little Italy and Chinatown. Now it's no-go zones for Dominicans and Blacks and Koreans and even Orthodox Jews.

The fucking Orthodox Jews carved out their area of Brooklyn long ago, and haven't let go. Another set of maniac Jews practically own a town in New Jersey. Anything Jews can do, Muzzies can do better. There's a Muzzie town in upstate New York that almost refuses to allow anyone else to come in.

You'd think the American mid-West wouldn't let this Liberal shit happen, but there are entire towns made up of Somali assholes (who bought the town from all the money they made via ransom of pirated ships) and...

As the genius Eric Idle says, "Always look at the bright side of life." More ethnics means you can have an alternative to Thanksgiving turkey. Like, hummus. There might be neighborhoods that aren't throbbing with Christmas decorations in every window and lights tied around every (supposedly public property) tree. Fat bearded old guys have to stay home and get drunk because nobody's hiring them to go to the mall and listen to what Christian brats want as gifts.

Hell, there are white people who aren't even going to do anything for Thanksgiving because visiting relatives is "too dangerous." Go on a plane? Be in a bus terminal? It isn't even "What will Jesus do?" It's what will the followers of ALLAH do!