The Pimplies vs The Muzzies

Oh, fine, after explosions in Paris nightclubs, we get voices from Mommy's Basement.

Yes, it's the faggot-virgins in their Guy Fawkes drag, presumptuously telling the world that they'll do what Interpol and the FBI can't.

THE WORLD IS SAVED!

Not.

Of course the Anonymous Nerds have no idea whether or not the accounts they took down were being monitored for clues and chatter.

There's never a reason to be "happy" about vigilante assholes like this taking the law into their own hands. Because these are the same hypocrites who say, "Freedom of Speech" as they download every artist's music and stream every TV show while letting scumbags like Kim Dotcom live in luxury. Who is to say that Zippyshare or Kickass aren't owned by Syrian supporters? Or just plain Putin Commie cocksuckers?

Meanwhile, The Muzzies insist they are doing Allah's work because Allah can't magically bomb bad rock concert venues himself.

And who supports this lunatic notion? The Deli Llama.

You tell 'em, Del.

THE WORLD ISN'T SAVED!

Of course not. According to the guy who knows, GOD does NOT interfere with man-made problems. God made man, man made problems, and man must deal with it on his own.

There are pro athletes who insist "Thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for this victory..." but the Deli Llama would tell 'em they're just slightly nuts. And that they smell sweaty. And ask what will they say when they LOSE?

No wonder people end up wanting to do nothing but Keep Up with the Kardashians. Although it's still a fucking sign of the APOCALYPSE that the alternative to Isis and Anonymous is to care about an ugly cow and her grumpy anus-lipped hubby, a few look-alike tarts names Jenner, and a fish-lipped guy who minces around with enough hormones to grow tits Shauna Cuntwell would envy.