Shauna Plots her Makeovers

"Hmmm, if I get my bandmates' most remarkable features added to mine...like Bill Hoobastank's whimsical grinning teeth, and Darren Lox's super-kewl sporty sidies..."

She isn't sure if she'd ask Bill or Darren to transplant their huge ass cheeks onto her chest. If she does, that's where the eyes will go.

But would her first time involve getting fucked between the tits?

Bookmaker William Hill declares: "I'll bet her first dick goes in her mouth...anything to stop her singing."

Mouth: 2-1.

Twat: 5-1.

Asshole: why mention Darren Locke? Besides, he's no virgin that way. His soft urgent voice in GooTube videos is the direct result of him sitting on his favorite butt-plug: "The one I got from Amazon. Very sturdy. Did you know that hummus makes a good cleanser for a butt plug? I learned that trick from the Muzzie next door."