ALL HAIL .... HE'S BLACK AND HE'S GAY

Ever hear of a "Jason Collins?"

NO. You haven't. Because he's nobody. A washed-up basketball player. Now that it doesn't matter, he's played the gay card. On top of the race card. "I'm black! I'm gay!'

Hey Jason, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Know what that is? It's the sound of 99% of the world snoring.

But yeah, 1% think this is a great story. And they are beating the bushes (oh, maybe not the BUSHES) demanding a gay baseball player, gay football player....

It's amusing to see that this disgusting bit of self-promotion has not gotten QUITE the raves and huzzahs Jason Collins wanted. Yeah, a few assholes have screamed and applauded and gone so far as to declare him a "Jackie Robinson." But most anyone with a brain can see through this shit.

Hell, you don't even have to have ADOBE FLASH to see through this shit.

Oooh ooh, a small, small bunch of idiots squeal, "He's the FIRST OPENLY BLACK AND GAY IN ONE OF THE TOP FOUR SPORTS...."

Hold on, Maurice, not so fast. First off, he's a NOBODY. Is he even a member of the NBA? Secondly, what the fuck are YOU doing, denigrating other sports? Or other people? Martina Navratilova, for example, was one of the greatest athletes in the world, and came out as lesbian. This is chicken shit because she's a woman? She's white? She plays TENNIS instead of running up and down in bad-looking underwear and...DRIBBLING?

Jason Collins, by the way, is a center. Which means he barely even runs up and down a court. He's just a big fucking lummox who happens to be tall, and can tip a basketball to somebody else who can DRIBBLE. The fact that he wasn't such a great center, is pretty obvious. Nobody knew who he was till now.

Oh, by the way, nice going, Jason, telling the world you're black and gay...when at one time you were just, uh, black. And you had this white girlfriend who is now humiliated by you.

The vague one percent that is impressed by this "coming out" by a nobody, are screeching that this is vitally important to the world, because Jason Collins is some kind of role model for black homosexuals. Really? Fucking a white woman is being a role model for black homosexuals? I guess Kanye West would qualify for being a black homosexual. It's not such an exclusive club, is it?

Idiot morons, or as they are also known, racist sexist fuck-ups, are trying to spin this as a great day for black homosexuals because, in da hood, to be gay is to be a faggot. A fairy. A queer. Somebody who gets beat up. And, yo, now that Jason Collins has come out, THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

Face it. Most black gays do not look like Jason Collins. Some of them also seem to think that standing on line in a fast food joint (not a place known for tolerance of anything except bad food and fatty drinks) and being loud, campy and stereotypically ridiculous, should be tolerated. Let's have a little less of that shit, ok? ANY race, ANY religion, ANY fuckhead who has to be loud and call attention to himself (or herself) and his (or her) sexuality, SHOULD get a fist full of fives. LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE is a good idea, and one of the best ways of doing that, is to SHUT THE FUCK UP. WHATEVER you are. Just SHUT THE FUCK UP. And ditch the stupid t-shirt with the antagonistic slogan on it. WHATEVER the slogan is.

This Jason Collins crap is a non-story because he's a non-celebrity. Maybe Perez Hilton or Harvey "the Weasel" Levin need to go find an actually famous, actually talented black athlete who plays baseball, basketball, football or...what was the other one that we're supposed to care about...and out him. THEN...probably nothing much will happen either!

Because America has a black president! America has black politicians. A black boxer came out gay not too long ago (while still having a career, unlike, say, Emile Griffith). And guess what, stereotype fans, there are plenty of black musicians, writers and others who could and SHOULD be role models. Take James Baldwin. The man wrote some of the most important works on race during the turbulent 60's. He was gay. So? So how about somebody in a school, or some rapper asshole talking up James Baldwin? Don't you think it takes a LOT MORE BALLS to be James Baldwin and be a "Jackie Robinson" and be different when you're NOT nearly 7 feet tall and 250 pounds? James Baldwin had guts.

The Jason Collins story is deflating rapidly. KLUNK. That's the sound of a half-deflated basketball hitting the hard wood. Basketball fans (a moronic bunch if ever there was one) are busy watching the same monotonous assholes in bad underwear DRIBBLING back and forth, and showing off by jamming a ball in a hoop that is just about as tall as they are. Good for them. And good for Jason, the poor tormented has-been, who can now go pick up guys and stop messing with women. Although he IS allowed to change his mind. And that would be OHHHH SO COURAGEOUS!