CHRIS BROWN - THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD

Nice going, Chris. Keep perpetuating the "negroes don't know how to act" stereotype. Only, in the old days, it pertained to blacks who were loud, obnoxious and even smelly, because they weren't educated and didn't have money.

The Liberal idea was that if you integrated the neighborhoods, if you tossed welfare money around, if you gave the Negro a decent schooling, he'd assimilate and prove to be worthy of the legacy of a George Washington Carver or Frederick Douglass (names that Chris probably never heard of, or Minaj, Or Rihanna, or some of the other rich jackasses making a fortune with rap and R&B garbage these days).

Chris Brown's moved into a rich, high-tone Hollywood Hills neighborhood…and he's added "murals" to his walls, for all the lucky neighbors to see. Hmm. Remember when Archie Bunker complained that blacks moving into his Queens neighborhood would lower the real estate values?

At the moment, there's still a city ordinance that prohibits "murals" and other eyesores like this. Meaning, that any garish, tasteless, trashy, stupid, obnoxious moron, of any race or ethnicity, can NOT inflict his or her eyesores on anyone else. At least, not without paying a fine. So far Chris has been hit with about $400 in fines, and told to paint over his junk. He may have enough money to be obnoxious for a long time, and who knows, he might find some councilman who'll get an injunction against the city, and push through a law to protect Brown's "first amendment" right to be a shit head.

"Get a fuckin' life," says Chris Brown, who allegedly painted this amateurish graffiti himself. And it's all good, right, Chris? It is what it is, yo. Wussup, dawg? The art skills of a 10 year-old, the morality of a 2 year-old. Yeah, it's ALL good.