Ebay's BUTTON GHOULS crawl out to sell their shitty "tribute" memorabilia.
The assholes steal (download) a photo, and...if they get an order, stick the photo in their button-press machine and laminate a souvenir. Actual cost of sticking the picture into the computer and printing it on a little square of photo paper, and laminating it? Almost nothing. So these penny-ante ghouls can make $3 or $5 if a sucker buys. If not? They just don't make a button. Big deal.
This asshole even protects his photo in the ad...not wanting others to steal the stolen photo! Too bad...both ghouls downloaded the same photo. Even the best laid plans of mice and rats...
Wearing an idiot button to mourn a celebrity....WHY? By the time you fucking get it in the mail, it's old news. Nobody's even grieving anymore.
I could've gone to Dr. Brothers' funeral. Would I have showed up with a fucking BUTTON on my lapel of her? To impress the mourners?? It ain't hard to find a novelty shop that would make a button. BUTT...only a butt-head would think this is any kind of mature or meaningful tribute!
I'll bet nobody buys one of these stupid Dr. Joyce Brothers buttons, but hey, the eBay ghouls don't really lose money for trying, as they get 50 free listings a month. How many famous people die in a month? Not more than that.
Ghouls...I was going to wish you luck and hope for a sudden violent death for Justin Bieber, but I don't hate him THAT much...in fact, maybe I hate YOU more.
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