DIVINE IS ALIVE? It's 2013, AMATEUR PUNK BAND ZOMBIE DRAG NUTS STILL LIVE

Putting the GRIM in Grinsby, you might wander into some bar-hovel in that town and find yourself wincing at...PUTRESENCE...in the form of some rotten amateur group that tries to make up with make-up what they lack in talent.

The evidence is on YouTube!

Isn't it time to realize that "punk" as an art form died not long after the Sex Pistols came to America and flopped?

Isn't it time to realize that DIVINE is dead, and nobody should try to look like him?

Isn't it time to understand that make-up based on a mask worn by 70's wrestler Mil Mascaras is...LAME??

What's going on in every dirty little town with a beer-soaked stage, all over the world, is a true "time warp." It's idiots re-living the 70's and 80's forgetting it's 2013.

And Not HALLOWEEN 2013.

The gruesome and clueless idiots pictured above can't rap, can't be Mumford & Sons, can't play instruments well enough to imitate shitty progrock groups they may have grown up with...so they take the cheesy way out:

"Hmmm...I can't sing, I'm blobby and ugly, I don't know anyone who can play more than three chords...and I am too fucking stupid to even write down a few curse words that rhyme. I know, I'll bawl cover tunes that people might not even recognize the way we play and sing 'em, but fuck-all, that's what a PUNK band is about! All I need is to go to a tatty boot sale for an outfit and find a toilet that will accept this SHIT!"

And an audience?? "I'll invite my bastard spawn!""

UGH. You should see the nauseating and clueless kiddies that were watching this schlock horrible drag show!

Isn't it time for audience members to understand that Mohawk haircuts only made Brits arriving in America disgusted enough to shoot them on sight? Yes, it was the British who came over on the Mayflower, and soon after, they began to shoot Mohawks! Ergo the book: "Last of the Mohicans."

Oh yeah, "goons just want to have fun," but 40-something bar maids and rag-and-bone men really should just GET OFF THE STAGE.

Why, WHY do people who should not be seen or heard immortalize their incompetence by posting their grotesque performances on YouTube? To warn people never to go into a local pub on open-mike night???