Fucked with a Sausage so GO FUND ME!

Not everyone is on GOFUNDME asking for money because of a sausage buggering.

Sadly, that "honor" goes to a fellow in Waxahachie, Texas.

The only time I heard that stupid little redneck armpit (!) town mentioned, was when W.C. Fields used the name. Which he did only because he had a Dickensian interest in ridiculous appellations.

Similarly, Groucho Marx, suffering through a vaudeville tour that took him into the crappy town of Nacogdoches, Texas, sneered at the audience: "Nacogdoches is full of roaches."

But I digress.

It takes a lot of guts to not have your guts hanging out after a sausage buggering.

And to admit it happened and prosecute the bullies who did it? When you live in a shitty town full of ignorant morons who might make jokes about you every time they see you??

The story also tells you a lot about what white trash morons think is a good time. It also proves how homo-esque Southern boys really are, since they actually want to watch a guy get a sausage up the ass and even record it on a camcorder.

Sadistic disgusting Southern swine. Ugly inbred retards, by at least 50%. The others are worse. Yee haw, the jerks who fly the Confederate flag, think tractors and guns and Jack Daniels and slaughtering hogs is all you need, and they spend their nights crying about their small dicks and listening to rotten music and engaging in psychotic sexual behavior. FUCK the SOUTH.

And so it was, that later...he went on GO FUND ME, and is using his humiliating publicity to good advantage. As they say, "if you're given a lemon, make lemonade." In this case, he's gone from a sausage up the ass to money in the bank.

Ever view anything such as this? No, I never sausage a story either!