It's another to spend most of your life sitting hunched over your computer, Photoshopping your fantasies. In the case of Jeff the Jerk, he not only HAS to defame and humiliate and despoil any woman dead or alive that he feels like abusing, he wants money for it, too.
Oooh ooh, he thinks, let me download some more photos of Diana Rigg so I can make her look ridiculous.
What do you suppose her manager would do about this if he knew? Nothing.
There's no way all the managers and agents would EVER bother filing a class action lawsuit against Jeff the Jerk. How much money does an old dunce in Florida have? His wife works at a local Staples, fer Chrissake.
Besides, the money could be better served by having lunch in a fancy restaurant and charging it to the client.
Would it surprise you to know this prick was kicked off EBAY three times, under three obviously similar identities, and is STILL on EBAY right now? He's holding on by his filthy fingernails, so he's only abusing dead celebrities. He needs EBAY so that if anyone wants a rigged Rigg and doesn't want to use his website, they can just buy one of his dead celebrity auctions and he'll substitute the Rigg photo. Har har.
Jeff knows that stupid people not only have no imagination, they have no sense. They SEE a fucking photo like the one above, and that's not enough! They have to buy the larger 8x10 version of it! They can't just jerk off to the image they see on the website, they need to pay $15 or whatever the price is. That's a lack of imagination and a tremendous amount of stupidity.
The excuse for letting this shit continue? Well, EBAY is one thing. It doesn't cost much to send an e-mail there. But to get his website taken down would require a menacing threat to his ISP or filing in court. Imagine the managers and agents mulling that one over:
"What if we sue him and the judge rules against us, and declares what he does is "parody?" Or better yet, "legitimate art work?" Then we might have to pay HIM for court costs!"
Ha ha ho ho hee hee. And so it is that another parasitic tic gets more full of blood every day, making money off a sick fetish for demeaning famous women he loves/hates.
He doesn't abuse EVERY woman. Dawn Wells, yes. Tina Louise no. Marilyn Monroe yes, Jayne Mansfield, no. Just why he has a psycho hatred-desire for Myrna Loy over Jean Harlow or somebody else who the fuck knows:
The guy is thoroughly demented. And why he has only ONE Rigg, and no Honor Blackman or Lumley...just shows he's about as perplexing as Jack the Ripper. And like Saucy Jack, who was adept with a scalpel, give this psychopath credit, he's pretty good with his Photoshop.
Too bad Mr. John Steed isn't alive to take a plane over to Florida, visit this chap, bash him on the skull with a lead-lined bowler hat, and render Jeff the Jerk even more brain damaged than he already is.
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