BRA HUMBUG

Told you...a publicity whore is a restless beast.

What do you do when, only 48 hours ago, you got mammoth attention for posing without make-up?

Find another costume. That's GAGA, out in the fashionable Hamptons, convincing the world that "fashion" is wearing a rag that exposes her bra.

One thing this bitch is never going to be able to do is have a hit with a song that doesn't sound like Madonna wrote it.

Another, is to sing a standard, or appear in a musical that would expose her total lack of talent.

GAGA is most certainly not going to star in the Broadway revival of "CHICAGO," which has had a lot of "gimmick" casting over the many years to goose ticket sales. Because...she could never convincingly sing, "Whatever Happened to CLASS."