Darren Lock : "WHY I WON'T BE COVERING KING CRIMSON and FRIPP"

"Hey Mates, this is egocentric fat git Darren Lock, a know-it-all load of gristle and puke."

"I won't be offering my windy opinions on King Crimson or Robert Fripp, or stealing their music, because, guess what. I'm done! Done! I've got better things to do. EAT!"

"Yes, I'll be shoving snacks in my cake hole! Then I'll be engaging in more self-indulgence as I continue posting thousands of self-absorbed dimwitted YouTube videos. Call me the BUNCE OF CUNTS, but that's not quite fair. BUNCE gets paid a salary. I blubber my nonsense for pennies and Paypal donations. Yet, me, a bald-headed wit-challenged clod who looks like a gutted elephant seal, I think I'm a star!"

"I actually think, because 400 or so morons accidentally find some YouTube post, watch a few seconds and LEAVE, I'm important!"

"(Chomp chomp.) I'll be drinking a quart of beer next. Then you can call my nose King Crimson."

"But no, no more abusing the actual creative rock group. You know, the one that GETS PAID, and doesn't spend all day in a basement nattering to a camcorder."

"Am I conceding that "fair use" doesn't mean stealing? Of course not. I have excuses. I'm giving valuable publicity to famous people who need dull average drones babbling about them on YouTube. Does it mean that I acknowledge that "monetizing" stuff that doesn't belong to me is wrong? No, YOU don't understand, if I use as much as I think is right, that makes it right!"

"Oh well. Instead of Robert Fripp I'll promote Fudge Ripple. Everyone, eat some Fudge Ripple because I said so. My opinion. I'm Leinengen and you lot, are the ants. Face it, I'm a reasonable bloke who believes in transparency, although my bulky body would give trouble to an airport x-ray machine."

"You can see by my smirk and my enormous head and fat cheeks, I'm an adult baby who ALWAYS gets what he really wants. Which is self-gratification. And oversized nappies. When I'm not oozing out my worthless opinions, I'm oozing shit. Can you tell the difference?"

"I like swallowing tons of snack foods, which I like to scent with either vegemite or vagina leakage, I don't care which. I'm always gorging and think I'm SO gorgeous! I've got SIDEBURNS. I have "outrageous" opinions. You might think what I have to say isn't worth a hill of beans, but don't try and tell ME that! I've got a website. I will drone on forever, while keeping my day job as stuffing for a homeless man's mattress in a shack in Hull.

"So pay ME for MY totally obscure nonsense! Please donate to ME via Paypal! Listen to my podcasts, too! And I've got hemorrhoids that I'd love to show you! ME ME ME! It's all about ME! I'm being reasonable, can't you see? I act like I'm as famous as people I see on TV, so I must be. I bet I'm the most pungently infamous thing in my neighborhood...aside from the dog droppings."

"If you're honest, you'll agree I am quite compelling considering I have a cherry pit for a brain. Maybe one day that cherry pit will soften and I'll get an idea that humility is what an obscure turd like me should consider. Coming off like a star when I'm a nobody just might be making me a laughing stock. The hundreds of hits, puny as they are even by YouTube standards, MIGHT just be coming from people having a giggle at me!"

"Go ahead, laugh at my pulpy, self-absorbed, delusional view of what's creative and what's FAIR USE."

[THIS piece is creative and it's satire, which is FAIR USE. PS, getting a "strike" on YouTube is important for a nobody but REAL editorial performers who get PAID to be on TV or to stream on PROFESSIONAL websites don't have such a "problem" to get upset over.]

"Now pardon me while I eat an entire Tesco ham. It'll all go directly to my enormous arse, which could make me another Kardashian, a big talentless butt of stink and excess. Yes, I look at how many totally worthless uninteresting bores there are making money, so why shouldn't I feel I can be one of them, as I sit in my obscure toilet, fantasizing that me, my music and my opinions matter? What? The London Daily Mail didn't weigh in on the "controvsery" over how I made some comments about Ian Wallace? I can't believe it. I also can't believe I'm not butter."

STOP THE WORLD! A MUSLIM WOMAN wants a DIET COKE!!

THIS is the fucking HEADLINE OF THE DAY.

You can beat a nigger to death.

You can kill a kike.

You can burn a family of spics in their adobe.

You can mow down a bunch of wogs with a machine gun.

NONE of that is going to guarantee the front page.

BUT...deny a can of soda to...A MUSLIM????

How the hell does this get to be a story? This bitch goes running to a publicist? She gets on the phone to AP or some other syndicate and says, "I'm a Muslim and I was discriminated against?"

The anecdote is minor.

Yet this is a MAJOR FRONT PAGE STORY.

What a fucked up world.

Want the details? She was apparently well-dressed (if you like psychos in ethnic outfits who might suddenly pull out a weapon). She was (unknown to the airlines) on her way to a conference on how Palestinians and Israelis can get along (they can't, go home bitch).

All she wanted was an unopened can because (hmmm...) she was handed an OPENED can and THAT didn't suit her.

She pointed out that the jerk next to her got an unopened can of beer. So why not fork over an unopened can of Diet Coke and, uh, give the opened one to somebody else? Like, put it back on your cart and wait for somebody else to order one and hope it doesn't go flat or spill.

The stewardess grumbled some sort of nonsense about how she's not "authorized" to give an unopened can. She was obviously being deliberately uncooperative. Sort of like a waitress being slow or telling you something is "off the menu" out of spite.

Was this discrimination? Doubtful. More like what anyone does with a bitchy customer who is making extra work and being bossy about it.

According to the Muzzie, as she proceeded to complain and whine, somebody (not an airline employee) allegedly said, "Muslim, shut up!" Or something.

No cell phone documentation on this? Her word?

Does it matter that the airline has stated she's welcome aboard ANY time, in any burka, in any call-attention outfit, to be treated like royalty because she's MUSLIM?

Nah, she got her huge headlines anyway. And the rest of the world has to realize, yes, THIS is yet another obnoxious minority group that is actually a MAJORITY group, and that will play whatever race card is handy...from "pity me, I'm OF COLOR" to "fear me, I'm going to KILL YOU if you don't do everything MY WAY."

There are porn videos where a woman shoves a soda can up her cunt. This lady should think about her future on porn videos.

FaceTiming Douchebags

There's always something new and obnoxious.

Still processing all the arrogant, stupid crap on Facebook? Or how idiots take selfies with their newest brand of cell phone with the best 4G network? You're behind the times. I sure am. I never heard of FaceTiming.

Fortunately some Hindu-Muzzie let me know all about it. After all, it's his job. Like the byline? It might as well be Habib Shit. Newspapers LOVE their racial diversity. Not hiring a white is now shrugged off as a necessary part of "affirmative action," not reverse-racism.

So what's the deal Habeeeeeeeb?

Let's stop for a moment.

Beandip or whoever you are, the English language has a rich tradition.

It's nice that you bothered to learn enough to get a job on a newspaper, but "Douche" is not a bad word. "Douche bag" is a product. Referring to someone as a "Douchebag" is fine. For example, "Two Douchebags At..." was the title of a series of sketches on Saturday Night Live involving a male and female arrogant Yuppie couple. Those words were put on the screen at the start of each sketch.

You could've said "DOUCHEBAG" not D'BAG. Next...

You're upset that people are behaving badly at a LORDE concert? (So you run a photo of Icky Minaj instead??)

The sad situation is that in any club, in any concert, in any lecture even, there will be assholes and douchebags illegally recording everything. That's the MILENNIALS. They are selfish and obnoxious and have not been challenged. They simply decided "we can do what we want anywhere anytime," like they did with Internet piracy and porn. Out-number everybody and smirk about it.

But, as we read on, nice of you to note that this problem is NOT going away. You're just pissed off that suffering fools just got a little bit worse thanks to something called FaceTiming.

Great.

Hardup Pullsdick has now let us know "smartphones are everywhere" and intellectual property is "rolling toward slow defeat."

He/She says "it's one thing to use your phone to document what you're seeing..." (oh?) but FaceTiming is crossing the line (oh OH?)

At least by the last line he was declaring "you're a douche" to the FaceTimer, rather than "you're a D-bag."

At least this wasn't a PRO-FaceTiming article. No matter what the bad behavior is, there's often a set of cheerleaders telling you it's great...twerking...selies...graffiti...WOW!

Meanwhile, somebody else is complaining that nobody should be recording a fucking thing in a concert, and that security should bounce anyone doing it, and that nobody should bother reviewing shitty concerts by morons like Lorde and Ikcy Minaj, and immigrants and sons thereof should not be taking jobs from people born in the country. That somebody else is ME.

Ripping off Tourists in NYC - "We're Just a Venue"

Looking for amusement on a vacation? You could be disgusted instead. BUT...you're a rich tourist, right? It's YOUR fault for not knowing everything about the place you've never been.

That Muslim charging $30 for a hot dog and a pretzel? YOU didn't have to buy it, ha ha. Your fault if you don't know a vendor down the block has it for $4.

Being charged $5 for a map to Central Park? YOU should know that authorized park kiosks charge $2 for a big detailed map and also give away FREE ones that are almost as good?

How about being charged $200 to ride to Staten Island Ferry as much as you want all day...only to discover that there's actually NO admission charge at all??

Here's the tail end of an article on rip-offs done NOT by sneaky weasels in trench coats, but by brazen bastards in uniforms! Yes, these black crooks proudly wear SJQ uniforms and look like legit tour guides, as they scam, scam and scam. Sausage and scam. $30 hot dog and prezel and scam. Scam and scam.

When I first saw the story on TV, I though the black thug pictured above was some slick middle-aged white guy. No. A black guy IN UNIFORM.

What do you expect in a world where ticket scalping...once secret and illegal...is now fully endorsed and goes on via the Internet on eBay and StubHub and everywhere else??

Who is protecting tourists? New York City officials? Obviously not. They don't protect their own citizens either. "Psychics" can set up a storefront and swindle some immigrant of every cent. The city is tacitly endorsing a conjob. There's no "test" for who is a psychic. No license. Just set up your business, and read Tarot cards and declare "You've got tainted money in your wallet, give it all to me," and ho ho hee hee.

Guys walking around the street demanding money? Only "aggressive panhandling" is against the law, and who is going to determine that? A bored cop who won't show up and if he did, wouldn't see the wily panhandling even asking for a penny?

Shrug shrug. "Let the buyer beware." That's why all along Fifth Avenue there are rip-off electronics and antiques shops that sell fakes, or charge for extras included in the box: "Yes, $599 for an Apple computer, but $99 for the cable, $399 for the screen...and no, not sold separately, all in one box. You pay with credit card and then watch us steal your identity."

Do you need to know WHAT sort of people own these stores? Don't answer "whites."

Tourists are the most vulnerable people since they're not going to hang around waiting to testify. They can be robbed, raped and swindled, and their souvenir to bring home is...that they got home without being in a body bag.

Poor Eric Clapton - Doesn't Jump into BB'S Coffin at his funeral

Let's all go on FARCEBOOK and say "Poor Eric, Poor Eric."

Yes, the guy with the morose, deflated-looking stubble-chinned head wasn't at the BB King funeral.

He stayed home and played monotonously for about eight hours.

"If I'm being honest," Eric said, "I loved BB, but I'm not too fond of obese sweaty black women crying and crying. So I didn't go. I was also a bit turned off when BB's psycho relatives claimed he had been poisoned. What's with these ignorant spades and their superstitions and paranoia?"

He smiled, "You know, cocoa is black. CREAM is ALL WHITE."

Vowing to get over his tremendous loss, he checked the local papers for any news of a little kid falling out a window or something. "Anything to inspire a new sullen blues song," he said.

He DID find THIS:

NY POST Exposes Killer Bicycle Bastard Jason Marshall

Blogs and forums don't let thousands of people know about an injustice.

Thief websites like TheDecider and Inquisitr and BuzzFeed and the rest just grab the hard work of somebody's work on a REAL newspaper site.

Fortunately, once in a while the NY Post is that REAL site. They've been keeping an eye on arrogant Jason Marshall. THIS GUY.

Like that obnoxious sweater around his neck? Wish it was a fucking hangman's noose.

Everyone around the world knows that bicyclists are pieces of shit. They are obnoxious. They are reckless. These punk asses think they're Easy Rider tough guys (but they don't have the guts or balls to ride motorcycles.)

Bicyclists racing at even 10 or 20 mph can kill, and proud Jason Marshall did just that. He raced through Central Park and rammed into a middle-aged white woman and killed her.

Right, score one for the man who carries himself like a Black militant. From the way some TV news shows covered this story, you'd think he was a celeberity: Oooh, he lives in Harlem somewhere, and he's a sax player. He must be COOL. Wow, he was going SO fast on his quest to beat his personal best in Central Park!

The middle aged white woman? Oh, she lived long enough. She was in town buying gifts for her children, so she deserved to die. (White guilt, white guilt, white guilt). What was she doing in Central Park, walking around looking at nature, when it's for BICYCLISTS??

Jason Marshall? All praise to him! He was blowing off steam riding his thousand dollar EGO TRIP around Central Park like a Black Panther heading to a riot to pick up a free TV.

Guess who wasn't the least bit sorry he killed that white woman?

Guess who wasn't even charged with a crime?

If it was a white woman on a bike, you can bet she would've been arrested and kept in jail without bail. You could bet there would've been rioting in the streets. NOBODY would've accepted her lame excuse of not being sure how fast she was going, and how there was nowhere to go because it was too crowded, so BOOM, the only thing was to ram into the person crossing the road.

So here's the NY Post reporters and photographers, 8 months later, keeping an eye on our militant-looking white-hating sullen muthafucka sour-faced fat-lipped son of a bitch Jason Marshall.

And here he comes, riding his fancy bike with his spawn, zzzzzzzzipping along with the same recklessness as always. It's HIS world, we all have to run to get out of his way. He's a BLACK man, after all.

It's possible the Post saved a life, and MAYBE this KILLER will be concerned that somebody is keeping an eye on him EVERY time he zzzzzzzzips his murder machine down the street.

Doesn't he look like a savage killer? Doesn't he look like he has absolutely no morality? Doesn't he look like a selfish piece of shit on wheels?

He knows that in this world, Tarlov is just a statistic. Oh, the nice white lady is DEAD. Oh well. She was rich. She had it all. She had no right to be alive any longer. Meanwhile "the saxophonist" and his spawn go rollin' along. Yeah, man. Cool, dig? Fuck you Mrs. Charlie, and your white husband and your white child.

I wish Jason Marshall a collision with a truck that takes his fucking legs off.

Oh yes, and knocks every fucking tooth out of his head. Play a tune after that, you soulless bastard.

Final Score: Swordfish 1 Pinhead 0

Feel good story of the day:

Feel sorry for this pin-headed dick named Llanes? I sure don't.

Macho Man Randy thought it was a fair fight...hooking a fish and pulling it out of its element with thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

It's barely a fair fight when a hunter on land uses a bow and arrow (anything less is not fair at all).

One less rich asshole in the world.

Media Whore Sarah Blackwood Should get an Abortion NOW

Who the FUCK is this tattoo-covered twat Sarah Blackwood?

Somehow, this bitch managed to get her smelly story about her crying brat ALL over the media.

The headline in today's paper:

Huh?

First thing you see is a pulpy-faced brat who looks capable of breaking an eardrum. Next to it, his freakish slut-mama, looking exactly like the typical bint-shit who could care LESS if she's bothering other people.

You can tell she doesn't care if people are falling over because of the scent of her fishy twat, or the sight of her crappy tattoos, or just that dumbass look on her butt-like face.

The big question here is to Daily News reporter David Harding: ARE you a reporter? Or are you a shill for a media whore? Do you know how to write? Can you ask the tough questions? Were you fucking this tart in the twat and gave her a free bit of publicity along with your sperm sample?

THIS is an ARTICLE???

THIS is what was under that revolting photo???

So tell me, David Harding, why didn't you contact the airline and get THEIR side of the story? Why not get an interview with some passengers who had to put up with this yowling spawn of shit?

Why is it that your idea of "reporting" is simply copying a news item from a TV show and finding an old photo?

All we know is that a media whore named Sarah Blackwood thinks she's a "Canadian singer" who is willing to exchange "an apology from United" for some publicity. She got her name in newspapers well beyond the freeze-brained ham-headed world of Canada. Oh, and she's "seven months pregnant" with yet another albino turd that will cause more misery for the world.

Is it too late to get an abortion? How about squatting on a coat hanger? How about "Giorgio" shoving his fist up your twat?

PS, is it any wonder NOBODY wants to fly anymore? You risk a Muslim mongrel blowing up the plane, or hour after hour of misery from some Milennial egotist with screaming brats, a total lack of manners, or a desire to join the "mile high club" and keep the bathroom locked for half the flight.

You can bet that Sarah Blackwood is grinning and cooing, "Look, Giorgio's in the paper, and I look SO hot, and this is such great publicity for my career..." Career as what? A professional airplane pest? A tuneless yowler? Or a simple-minded breeding machine for greasy useless tadpoles? Try FUCKING OFF, stupid slutty-looking Sarah Bitchface.

Publicity Whore Pesters Celebs for 70th Anniversary Bullshit

Very nice. A misshapen old couple that probably haven't fucked in 20 years, get a "Gift" of autographed pictures from celebrities who...

...routinely scribble and mail out signed photos, or have their secretaries do it. It means NOTHING. Absolutely NOTHING.

Have you seen celebrities at a book signing? Dealing with autograph hounds? They write their name again and again, and they hardly even look at the idiots.

How many times a day, or a week, do you think Whoopi Fucking Goldberg is asked to sign her name, take a selfie with somebody, or even record some stupid "Happy Birthday" on somebody's cell phone?

Material things? Is THAT what's important here? A bunch of pieces of paper?

According to the media whore granddaughter, Belinda Bannister, who apparently made sure the story got into the papers, "We wrote to everyone that we thought they'd like — and ones I personally like — then we got responses like crazy!"

Crazy!

This ancient couple will have HOW long to "admire" these stupid photos?

This couple, who have to be about 90, really wanted an autographed photo from Whoopi Goldberg? Or some basketball player? Or some star of movies they never saw?

Are they stupid enough to think that having an autographed photo is a sign of personal friendship? These celebrities have no fucking idea who this couple are, what they've done with their lives, and what unsavory beliefs they might have. This is like those retards who show up at memorabilia conventions and pay to stand next to a D-lister. The D-lister pockets the cash, and the retard shows the photo around like it means something.

This is why celebrities charge for photos, and why they slowly stop making exceptions. Professional dealers on eBay routinely send out conjob letters like: "Please send me 20 autographed photos, which I will give out as special gifts to my students" or "My aged grandma is a huge fan of yours..." Sure, sure.

It's all phony, it's all ridiculousness, it's a few squirts of ink, and if this barely functional couple are impressed, they've got to be pretty senile. Why didn't the couple get something more useful like a dinner in a fine restaurant? Oh yes, the meal would be shit in the morning. This stuff will be shit sold off on eBay in the not-too-distant future.

Ugly Annie Leibowitz to Shoot Uglier Bruce "Gender Bender" Jenner

Here's a horrible headline, and two horrible-looking heads.

Annie Leibowitz is the most over-rated photographer on the planet. She is mediocre when it comes to basics of light and shadow. Most of the shit she does is just "turn on the studio lights." Any commercial photographer shooting a hamburger for a McDonald's ad can do that.

Where she gets attention is by getting stars to do freakish, embarrassing things. She had media whore pebble-brain Demi Moore pose pregnant for a magazine cover. The picture was nothing, but it was "Oh, look, air-head Demi!" And she was pregnant with what, Rumer Willis, mongoloid freak-grin psycho cunt?

Oh yes, and how about that "John, why don't you get naked like a monkey, and climb on top of a fully clothed, chagrined Yoko Ono who acts like you just farted?"

The only question here is which control freak will win. Will Annie get Bruised Jenner to pose half naked sucking a blackened banana (ala Kim Kuntrashian) or will Jenner insist on a re-touched glamor shot with no wrinkles, no brain-dead stare, and maybe some putty to round out that sharpened pencil of a nose.

Annie and Jenner...they go together like shit and piss.

Block Kardashians? How about BOYCOTT all SPONSORS, too

Is THIS going to be the answer to my dream? KARDBLOCK dot com?

Theoretically, it should be easy to BLOCK any picture of these ugly llamas on any website, and any mention of their shitty, embarrassing, Armenians-are-assholes name.

I just don't trust this guy.

It sort of reminds me of a fat Dutch Douche who'd constantly say "let's have a SECRET forum, where I'll be Hitler and it'll be MY WAY or the HIGHWAY, and you'll get ALLLLLLL the soffffft muuuuuuusic you want! Just e-mail me..."

Why not just set the fucking thing up? Why not go to Dickstarter or Gofuckme?

There's a difference between faith and hope. I have HOPE for this guy, but I have no FAITH in him.

Dutch Douche: Ho HO (my wrist) HA HA (slap!) HEE HEE

Ebay: "Yes, this seller has had previous violations...yes, the items are NOT allowed..."

And gee, look who's sneaking dozens and dozens of them as 3 day auctions anyway.

Yah, yah, a Dutch Douchebag!

That's a cheap little-dicked big dopey Dutch Douchebag for you.

The Dutch are such scum, aren't they? They are among the most obnoxious music thieves. They are among the worst pornographers, eager to sell to teenagers on eBay. They have no class. It'll be nice when the Muslims take over Holland and ferret out these blob Dutch jackasses, bend them over, and give them a sword up the ass.

So far, the slaps this idiot has gotten to his wrist have tickled his fancy, eh?

Hopefully eBay will not give this jerk any more slaps on his fat wrist, and suspend him instead. And, perhaps, block him from getting another account.

Meanwhile, let's not forget climate change. One of the first countries to SINK into the SEA will be HOLLAND. All the big fat cheap Dutch dopes will be bawling in their beer, wishing they were in Zunny Cal-E-Fornia and listening to Beach Boys tunes. Only they'll be drowning. And good fucking riddance.

(Update May 30th -- Indeed, eBay removed his latest droppings, but he's still a member in good standing, and you can bet in another few days he'll SNEAK MORE.)

Be a Nude Media Whore for PETA

Really, twat-tarts, if you MUST call attention to yourself by showing off your "booty" or teasing with that dopey "hands on the tits" pose, DO IT FOR A GOOD CAUSE.

Be like THESE no-talents. They're pretty, they're naked, and they're not sucking black cock with a camcorder propped up next to the bed.

A great thing about PETA is they'll think up some "clever" slogan for you, they'll find a flattering photographer and make-up team, and no matter what kind of low-class bint you might be, you'll seem CLASSY and maybe even INTELLIGENT.

Really, compare the three pictures above to ANY photo of a llama-face like Kuntrashian, or the gruesome Jenner sisters, or Viley Virus...who all get naked and pose constantly, and even mime sex acts to get attention.

Better to strip because you don't believe in using FUR or MEAT. Or Furry Meat. It shows you're not a self-absorbed slut moron.

Some retards on social media, especially FARCEBOOK, like to bitch and moan about PETA, and claim that they're provocateurs. Yeah? That means they're willing to get arrested exposing the miserable conditions at chicken and pig farms.

If the photos on their website disturb you, consider NOT eating meat. Don't blame the messenger.

PETA is saying that there's overpopulation in the animal world, there's incredible cruelty in the meat industry, that most people own dogs for the wrong reasons (like, to guard their garbage and scare people), and most especially, there's no excuse to wear fur.

Rockceller - Journalism at its Lamest

"Digital magazines" are just like forum posts and most blogs. LAME.

I guess so little money is involved, few are going to take the time to write or post anything interesting.

Bob Dylan turned up on Letterman's show and rockcellarmagazine covered it. Except, tweets on Twitter were more informative and opinionated. Maybe these guys don't want to risk offending a potential sponsor. (As in: "there's an obscure digital magazine with e-mail subscribers who get it free...maybe we'll take out an ad, except our music is pirated so much we're losing money as it is...")

So...rockcellarmagazine ends up being as lame as some jerk on Farcebook saying, "Hey, Dylan was on Letterman and um, here's a GOOTUBE, see for yourself."

Being paid to write? Reading good journalism? Finding informative sources? Reading somebody who is witty and expresses an opinion instead of just showing a GooTube link?? Not in the 21st Century.

New Media Whore: Ugly Rumer Willis - bitch spawn of Bruce & Demi Moore

It seems the tabloids and Net newspaper can't get enough of ugly, talent-challenged, utterly useless RUMER WILLIS.

She shops. She goes to the beach. She manages to change expressions once in a while from gruesome smile to dopey smile.

She seems to be angling for her own reality show because in Nepotism Land, Hollywood USA, being the fastest swimming sperm from Bruce Willis's dick to Demented Moore's cunt is as good as Olympic gold.

What now? Oh gee, rumor has it that Rumer and Demented Moore look alike. Oh Gee, maybe the Pope can declare these two to be SAINTS.

This retarded twat has some powerful publicists, eh?

We're ALL supposed to care what Rumer Willis wears and where she goes??

Why, exactly? If you check her DNA, you'll find she's related to a pair of mental cases. Bald Bruce was neither funny nor amusing on that fucking God-awful TV show he was in. He was constantly smirking and pretending obnoxiousness is attractive. He made ONE decent film (which was ruined by everyone talking about the trick ending to "I See Dead People").

As for Demented Moore, her love life with younger stars has made her a laughing stock, along with her inane role as a fake-boobed stripper. Yeah, fine, there are brief animated gifs all over the Internet on this slutty witch. That doesn't make her worth idolizing. She also made ONE decent film, which, ironically enough, had a "GHOST" theme to it, like Brucie's lone decent film.

PS, any other star short of that obese black monster from "Precious" could've played either role as well as Bruce and Demi did.

But the publicists are saying: take some time out from Keeping up with the Kardashians, and staring at the twisted Jenner bitches, and caring about Piggy Azalia, Viley Virus and Ariane Not-So-Grande...and be concerned with what RUMER WILLIS does.

Christ, come down to Earth and kick Rumer Willis in the cunt. Kick her right into the Dead Sea and drown the dog. Then do a number on every other media whore, and every fucking you-know-what-religion fanatic. What the FUCK are ya waiting for? Waiting for Kanye to declare himself Jeeeezus???

Manslaughter Woman "Bruce Jenner" Sure has BALLS

He may tuck them up his ass or slice 'em off his bottomless artificial twat, but for now, BRUCE JENNER has BALLS.

The publicity freak media whore millionaire isn't going to be giving a penny to relatives of the woman he killed. Why should he when they can go toward some new dresses for his wonderful wardrobe? He and his twisted daughters Kunty and Kuntier Jenner might splurge on a shopping trip to Victoria's Secret.

Take a look at this freak. He's just KILLED a woman because of his careless stupid driving (just like a woman). Does he look remotely upset? No, just dumbly inconvenienced that he could get to a nail salon appointment on time...or whatever the fuck was on his pea-like brain.

When it comes to "Keeping Up with the Kardashians," they ALL take turns being "the biggest shit in the world." One week it's anus-lips Kanye. One week it's "gotta go black" Kris Jenner. Another it's "We ALL gotta go black" Khloe and Kruddy and Kim and the two demented Jenner sluts.

But really, when it comes to being an insane freak, Bruised Genitalia himself, is the QUEEN of the Loonies. He's also had the hardest fall, from an actual Olympic champ and role model...to a self-absorbed turd.

MANSLAUGHTER. Let's remember this. None of the other mental cases in the Kardashian world have actually killed somebody.

Jenner should be in jail right now for involuntary manslaughter.

That the woman's next of kin weren't living with her or weren't that close to her doesn't matter.

What matters is this was a WRONGFUL DEATH and an example should be made. If, for some bizarre reason, the State of California would rather not upset the Kardashian/Jenner multi-million dollar empire by enforcing the law, then at least the woman's relatives can.

That was ONE fucking hell of a CRASH.

The fault is entirely Jenner's. He bashed into the car in front of him...hurtling that car (and the woman inside it) into harm's way. KA-BOOM. Was he on a cell phone. Was he admiring his nails? Was he tucking his dick between his legs and admiring what his cunt would look like?

It would be a great sign of sanity if Jenner was sent to jail for five years, and if the media would STOP sniffing the asses of the Kardashian and Jenner bitches...and stop calling Kanye some kind of genius when he's just a phony. Here's wishing them ALL a hell of a lot of hell.

A Cheap Dutch Douche Playing Internet Games - No Surprise

Cheap Dutchmen can't stop abusing the Internet.

They get as many identities as they can to make new music stealing blogs, and they get as many identities as they can on EBAY to keep selling cheap stolen PORN DVDs.

Yep, after being stopped four or five times on one identity, the Dutch Douche got another, to sell the same crap. How CHEAP is this Dutchman? Ebay and Paypal take out a dollar or more in fees, so it's hardly worth selling anything under $6 or $7 but THIS idiot wants to. That's CHEAP.

He got these removed under his old identity, just a few days ago:

So he comes back with MORE under his new name.

Of course, AMERICAN porn, in ENGLISH, with AMERICAN stars. These Dutch Douches know their own country stinks of cheese. Who'd want a Dutch girl? NOBODY.

So here he goes posting more and more, the moron....

Obviously the SAME asshole sitting in his windmill thinking himself the Ayatollah who can get more identities and can never be stopped.

New identities, five day auctions, three day auctions; nothing better to do. A typical Dutch Douchebag Jerkoff.

Selfie Pig HILARIA BALDWIN - Alex, yell at your CUNT for this

You know Alec Baldwin? Noted hot-head and blow-hard?

He once shouted "LITTLE PIG!" insults at his own daughter, on her answering machine. This monologue of brutish abuse was even mashed to "I Just Called To Say I Love You" for humor and irony.

The little girl was behaving in a "rude" way. Ah. Alec is the soul of manners??

He's also known to yell and scream at photographers and just about anyone in his way.

His attitude is that obnoxious people should leave him alone because he's a private guy.

Yeah.

Now here's his fucking idiot wife:

That's a STUPID PIG for you.

Sorry, Alec, but if you bluster and fume about bad manners, piggish behavior, and people who go out of their way to get attention...LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING BLOATED BIMBO BINT OF A BRIDE.

Who the hell does this hilarious Hilaria think she is? A Kardashian??

IF I'M BEING HONEST, I sometimes felt a bit sorry for Alec Baldwin. He seemed like he had a sense of humor and a touch of class, and that he just couldn't control his righteous temper. And he got suckered into blowing up at his piglet on the phone.

But THIS?

THIS from a woman who is supposedly intelligent and is a student of yoga? And she has to do that dumbass pose where she stares stupidly at the camera (instead of looking straight ahead after figuring out the angle)?

Do I even have to ask how YOU would feel if your mother handed you a picture like that? "Hey, this is how I looked when I was pregnant with you. Here I am in my bra and panties..."

And this IDIOT is showing the WORLD? What the hell for? Pregnancy is a novelty?

Here's a bitch whose husband is famous for demanding privacy!

He called his daughter a selfish little pig? How about this egocentric slut-brain who has to pose her bloated, near-naked body on Instagram?

I'll bet there were some startled people who know the Baldwins who cringed: "Christ, who knew they were such a tasteless couple with no sense of decorum..."

What kind of cretin thinks it's necessary to show total strangers how they look in their underwear at home?

There's absolutely no excuse for these idiot half-naked and naked SELFIES that stupid women insist on foisting on the world. It's not even sexy anymore. It's just obnoxious.

It's even embarrassing. It's like seeing some bint on a bus with her tit hanging out, breast-feeding her spawn. FUCK what's "natural." Shitting is natural, too. Don't do it in public.

HILARIA? She could be named DEMENTIA. Or NAUSEA.

May every pap on the planet torment this idiot couple every time they walk their spawn down the street. You idiots want attention...may you get MORE than you can handle.

It's Always Grim in Grimsby

The Grimsby Telagraph is always full of news about cuts to the police department, but not to the twits who stand around pointing devices to detect TV sets in illegal use.

There's always some dimwit report on a fat-faced local politician making inept promises. BUT...to spread hope and good cheer, there's always a story about a bint who turned 100. Here's the latest.

Isis Sex Torture? Put on your Big Girl Panties, Take off the Burkas...

Hey, a big FUCK YOU to the fuck stories about ISIS.

That's right.

These hypocrite urine-faced camel-breath bullies behead people and nobody cares. NOW they're raping women (like the Indians and Pakis do) and even selling them into slavery to finance their power games? If that's supposed to outrage anyone...sorry. It does NOT.

I mean, it doesn't outrage anyone who SHOULD be outraged, and that would be the hypocrite urine-faced camel-breath heads of all the countries near Syria and Iraq.

These stories are written to enrage White people into supporting useless, expensive wars with ingrate scum who hate us. We liberate some assholes in Libya and are they grateful? No. We see some fuckhead in Egypt get deposed (while white women reporters get raped and abused) and what happens? Some other fuckhead comes along who's even worse.

When did we get a thank-you from these people? How screwy is it when we help arm "the opposition" and they turn out to be even worse terrorists when THEY get into power?

Fuck SYRIA and fuck IRAQ. The other Arab nations should be telling these assholes to cut it out and stop with the beheadings and female circumcisions...and back it up with Koran-justice. An eye for an eye. All that stuff.

Get the oil-rich Saudi Swordfish to fight. Get the Iranian loonies to take time off building nuclear weapons to kill Jews. Hot-shot hot-head hell-holes like DUBAI are busy holding tennis matches and beauty pageants and building "the world's tallest buildings" and spending millions to bring in water to their sicko desert sandboxes...are they upset over ISIS being in Syria or Iraq? Nope.

If THEY aren't too concerned about ISIS, why should anyone else care?

Jimmy Carter, the half-senile anti-semite who regularly trudges around the Middle East waving and getting thousands of dollars for speaking engagements, told the world: "FUCK MIDDLE EASTERN TWATS."

OK, not quite in those words, but he said that the burka, and female circumcisions, and not allowing a bitch to drive a car, and all the rest of it..."is part of their culture." He said there was no way he could tell them to stop.

So if ex-President Carter gives a shrug to the lack of women's rights in the Middle East, why is it a big deal that some bitches are made into slaves, and their virginity sold at a high price to hypocrite oil-rich ugly Allah-kazams?

Sure, sure, don't depict what Mohamed looks like, but rape virgins you bought as slaves. Crazy asshole hummus-lovers. Christ, are the Arabs a disgusting bunch?

The answer is for all the fine, fine Muslims who practice the TRUE religion of wonderful Islam, to get together and destroy Isis. It's simple enough. Call up and rat them out: "hey, they're in THIS building," and have a coalition of true "freedom fighters" blast them to pieces.

Allah-kazams who feel they'll have a better life in heaven with virgin goats...might as well be suicide bombers for a good cause, and walk into a building taken over by ISIS, and KA-BOOM!

What's the deal with the propaganda here?

Why write up ISIS atrocities in British an American newspapers? To get US to waste money and lose lives, only to be hated for it? The Muslims aren't grateul, ever. Nobody is.

A bunch of Americans were killed when their helicopter crashed...while delivering RICE to Nipples in obscure regions of Nepal. Any of 'em say "We are sorry, Americans,for your loss?" No, it was "Hurry up, you rich white bastards, we need AID, and we expect YOU to bring it, not PUTIN, and not the Chinks whipping their Chinklets at the Apple factory."

I'd put a question mark on Mr. Ochs' line: "We're the cops of the world?" WHY? What do we ever get out of it except hate and jealousy. (Come to think of it, Randy Newman brought up the same point. It wouldn't be a bad idea to turn Syria into one lonely beach...with nothing but a few tanned tourists enjoying a laugh around an oasis.)

Enough with the propaganda about what ISIS does in taking over chunks of Syria and Iraq. Let the countries closest to this shit cean it up.

FUCK OFF. BUT...IF I'M BEING REASONABLE, If you're so concerned, you fat-assed sheiks, you foul monarchs and sanctimonious imams, you get on the horn and say, "We LOVE America, we LOVE white people, we LOVE music by The Beatles, we WANT your help..."

And give us reduced prices on the oil, be grateful, and behead any fucko who starts bitching if a stupid newspaper runs a drawing of Mohamed. YOU assholes can draw Jesus or Moses any way you like. It's just crayon. Got it, hook-nosed hookah-smoking smog monsters?

Instead, these arrogant swine emigrate all over and dictate, "Burkas are wonderful, Arab neighborhoods are no-go-zones for Christians, and you better cook our stinky halal food in the free schools or we'll blow them up."

Stay in your own fucking countries and stamp out ISIS and the rest of the terrorist groups. You don't hear too much about the Black Panthers, FALN, or KKK in America, or the fucking IRA in Great Britain. If we can put down trouble-making bastards, so can you.

There's also your pal Putin. Go ask HIM to send a zillion Russians into the Middle East. Or go be nice to the Chinks and ask for a zillion of 'em (there are plenty more where THAT came from) and some take-away Moo Goo Guy Pan. You want US to go battle ISIS and be hated by everybody, win or lose?

We're all SICK of your garbage, SICK of seeing one dictator fall and get replaced by another, and SICK of spending high prices on oil because our so-called "friends" are doing the absolutely LEAST they can do, which is not ignoring crazy people and just staying quiet about abusing women...which they do in their own creepy ways.

So, Arab women, put on your big girl panties and demand that your men support and respect your gender, and the gender of Bruce Jenner. Arab men, consider that YOU are wearing dresses, too, and aside from not covering your ugly faces, they could almost be burkas. Consider how you'd feel if your mama was kidnapped and hauled away (at a bargain price) to be a sex slave.

We're all damn tired of lunatic terrorist groups running loose in the Middle East and Africa, and flaring up in the normal countries thanks to immigrants who've "been radicalized."

PS. sorry to hear that Omar Sharif has Alzheimer's. That makes him almost as stupid as the average Arab.

You have to Pay People to look at Bruce's Ugly Daughter RUMER WILLIS

Who are you kidding? RUMER WILLIS is uglier than the scrawny thigh-scarred porn "actress" Belle Knox.

If she wasn't the daughter of overbearing, "ain't I cool" bald jackass Bruce Willis, she'd be doing "rough sex" for $500 on the Internet.

If she isn't a dead ringer for Belle Knox, maybe this gruesome titless wonder is conjuring up the ghost of Amy Winehouse? The smirky ugly face? The disgusting tattoos?

Rumer has it that you can pay, and pay, and pay for a publicist, who will then bribe and beg and bribe some more to get a no-talent useless media whore some attention.

You can imagine: "If you run this stomach-churning shot of egocentric Rumer Gives-us-the-Willies, one day when you need an interview with her daddy Bruce, you'll get it. So PLAY BALL."

So there she is, front page non-news, along with other disasters.

Nice going, you extremely ugly flat-chested freak. Give your paralytic smile. Stand around thinking your scrawny ass appeals to anyone besides a very desperate cannibal. The sad truth is that Bruce Willis looked better in a bikini (on David Letterman's show) than THIS bitch does.

"Let's Go Stalk and Stake out Paul McCartney"

Oh, thanks NY POST, that was SO necessary...publishing Paul McCartney's home address.

You couldn't just say "he bought a posh penthouse with a view of Central Park."

You don't remember a guy named Mark David Chapman?

Hopefully Baby You're a Rich Man has a full-time secretary to handle all the idiot fan mail that will go here, instead of c/o his record label. Hopefully he also travels with a bodyguard, and there are several entrances and exits to this building. Or he goes everywhere by limo, which shoots directly into the garage and doesn't leave him to walk in from the curb.

Maybe I'm Amazed at the way the tabloids just don't care about celebrity privacy. Or is their policy just Live and Let Die?

Ugly Fat Lena Dunham - Sicko Exhibitionist Cunt

Maybe it's some kind of grotesque parody. But it sure ain't funny. It's Lena Fucking Dunham the media whore at it again. In a way this is worse than her habit of getting naked on her shitty twats-only TV show (called "Girls").

This bitch is desperate for publicity every day. Like talk-show hag and true slut Chelsea Handler, she's part of this cunter-culture of supposedly "smart" women getting naked or near-naked.

Are they trying to out-do authentic stupid llamas like the Kardashians and Jenners? Trying to prove that little snips like Viley Virus are mere twigs compared to these sappy trees?

I suppose the "feminists" out there are taking this twisted nonsense as "taking back our sexuality" and showing "you don't need to have a good body to pose in your underwear."

What else? It encourages the stupid girls who watch "Girls" to be "bold" and walk around in ridiculous slutty outfits a school, and sleep around a lot and not be "ashamed?" Sorry, but we all remember ugly "butterface" sluts and sloppy fatties who were "easy" and did it with everyone, and only seemed more repulsive for it...and ended up caring for a brood of interracial brats.

What Dunham does is dung-brained. It sure as hell isn't going to expand her fan base. Anyone normal seeing this photo thinks, "What a stupid, ugly bitch. Her TV show must be witless garbage." True.

Harry Enfield Urges Killing of Jamie Foxx

"Foxx Hunting! It's the British way!"

So screamed Harry Enfield at the airport, urging people to shoot Jamie Foxx. "Kill him! It will be FUN!" he cried. He had escaped the mental ward at Maudsley Hospital, still wearing his straitjacket.

Jamie Foxx, already under great stress in having to promote his latest album on Graham Norton's show, tried to ignore Enfield. "Bad enough I'll be interviewed by a fruitcake, I don't need this nutjob!"

Foxx eased into a limo while police wrestled Enfield to the ground. "Foxx hunting," the disturbed entertainer shouted, "Is a British tradition! We Tories believe in killing toffee-faced people. They are inferior. They were put on the planet for our amusement. Nothing is more fun than killing inferior beings!"

Under sedation thanks to watching several hours of Iain Duncan-Smith speeches, Enfield slept for several days. However, he awoke screaming, "Nightmare! I dreamed the Labour Party won, and not Cameron!"

Assured that Tory rule continues, he once again raved about his favorite hobby: "Killing! I love to see blood. I love the cry of pain, and the sight of a body gutted by hounds or shot by can't-miss rifles!"

When asked for comment, Boris Johnson said, "If Foxx hunting isn't declared legal during the reign of Der Kommisar...er, the Prime Minister Cameron, I'll certainly push it through when I succeed him! My hair might be thinning by then, and I'd love a Foxx pelt for my head. Anything to call attention to how zany and colorful I am."

Enfield, claiming to be in the fun-loving tradition of such entertainers as Gary Glitter, Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris, said: "Don't ruin my fun. I don't belong in the Looney Bin. It's not as if I believe everything published in the London Daily Mail. I simply believe hunting Foxx is a great idea. It goes back to when we dominated that black-faced crew in India, and owned chunks of Africa. We are the Royal White People, Tory through and through. Superior in every way."

Enfield began to sing: "Ten little nigger boys went out to dine; I shot his little self and then there were Nine. Nine little nigger boys..."

His merry voice echoed down the halls and bounced off the walls of his rubber room.

Prime Minister Cameron has assured the public his highest priority will be getting Enfield out of the madhouse. He will give him a high-ranking government position, such as Secretary of State for the Environment. Cameron is eager to see fracking, Foxx hunting, and to appease the increasing Muslim population, a relaxed attitude toward the occasional beheading of white soldiers.

Enfield was heard preparing his acceptance speech: "Thank you, Mr. Cameron! Thus begins a new era for the privileged! Down with the opposition, those soppy sorts who would deny us our fun! I want to kill Jamie Foxx! What should I do, settle for Lenny Henry?"

AP Sells Out And Spin Doctors "ICONIC" Ali-Liston Moment

50 years ago today...Muhammad Ali threw a "phantom punch" that many ringsiders said "couldn't have crushed a very old and tired egg."

In other words, Sonny Liston took a dive. The theory was that Liston was scared shitless of the newly-renamed Ali's Muslim pals. Let's remember that this was 1965, and "Black Muslims" were openly talking about killing the white devils, and they weren't too happy with slave-name Negroes like Liston.

Malcolm X, a very scary figure in these violent times, had been murdered in February of 1965 by warring Muslim factions, so Liston had every reason to worry on a night in May of that year.

But ALL this is ignored by AP in promoting a photo they are selling!

That's the disgusting media.

They spin the news to self-promote an ICONIC picture that happens to be ICONIC because THEY own it.

They only faintly acknowledge that a photographer for Sports Illustrated, sitting next to the AP guy, took almost the same image, and in color. But it's not ICONIC because they aren't SELLING IT.

Note the copy that goes with this pussy of an article.

There's nothing about Liston taking a dive, nothing about the Muslims, and very selective quotes from Ali and Liston. Ali would at times name that short, almost impossible to see shot the "anchor punch" and Liston, once in a while, would hint that he wished he had not blown his chance to silence his rival.

What you have here, is revisionist history. It's an ad masquerading as an article. It's a respected company being caught being spin doctors and shills, and twisting the truth.

If you go to the usual suspects and watch this very short fight, it looks like Liston is waiting for the first punch to land anywhere near his face. His fall to the canvas isn't too convincing. This is a man who had NEVER been knocked out before.

See that Ali's awkward counter punch does not seem to have much on it. Yet Liston goes down and then lies on his back like he's resting. Without looking dazed, and without his legs betraying any sign of his equilibrium being off, Liston conveniently gets up just after being counted out.

For a little added peculiar fun, the ref allows the fight to continue for a little while, apparently while trying to determine if his count matched up to an official at ringside. Oh, we agree, the count of ten was reached? Fight over.

Liston, not looking the least bit hurt, accepts the decision. Most fighters would've been throwing a fit if they didn't get a fair chance to continue.

Ultimately, the truth does stare at you from the ICONIC photograph. It's an enraged Ali demanding that Liston get up and stop shamming. Ali wanted to really put a beating on Liston.

Now, all he could do was invent some story about a special "punch." What was the alternative? Soil the sport and his reputation by declaring Liston took a dive? Not when the dive was most likely done because Black Muslims scared Sonny with their death threats.

Nick Tosches, a rock writer who moved from a bio of Jerry Lee Lewis to one on Liston, described Liston's reaction to the shot as: "The halting, unnatural, and awkward choreography of a man who is performing a fall rather than the sundering spontaneity of a man knocked down unawares. The fight was not merely a fix...it was a flaunted fix."

Let's remember that Ali nearly quit during the first fight with Liston, because Liston had shoved a liniment-coated glove into Ali's eyes. Nearly blinded, "Cassius Clay," as he was called back then, had to be pushed back into center ring by his trainer. He stayed away from the hulking Liston till his sight cleared. Though he went on to batter Liston into quitting, he wanted the full satisfaction of beating the shit out of Sonny and knocking him cold, and doing it under his new name, Muhammad Ali. Sonny took a dive instead.

But AP does not go into the controversy around this fight, or the two most prevalent theories...that he didn't go down on a significant punch, but instead took a dive in order to a) make some Las Vegas betting money with organized crime or b) avoid death by Black Muslims. As to the latter, well, Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. was disgusted when Cassius Clay joined the Black Muslims and changed his name: "When Cassius Clay joined the Black Muslims...he became a champion of racial segregation. And that's what we are fighting against."

The ICONIC photo is Ali furious at being cheated. It's also for sale by AP, who cheat history by giving a selectively perfumed account of what really happened.

Ray Davies Piracy - Saggy Skin and Foggy Excuses

Yep, I went to good ol' GOOTUBE looking for a music clip. I was expecting that MAYBE a TV show that had booked Ray Davies years ago would be nice enough to offer a song. These days, GOOTUBE gives pennies to the producers for such things, and many shows do have their own channels. As do the artists.

Too bad "fans" and greedy immigrant pirates upload so much shit, it discourages rights owners. Most have no time to keep sending DMCA's through the hoops of GOOTUBE. So all I found was a fuzzy clip of the song that was broadcast on TV. I noticed TWO things.

1. This is considered a "legal" clip where monetization goes to the uploader. Some mongrel Croatian or greasy Spic is making a few dollars on this bit of piracy. GOOTUBE is making money by throwing commercials on it.

Ray Davies? Hmmm, what sponsor would be interested? Why, of course...a SAGGY SKIN spiv! Sure, Ray Davies fans are old, Ray himself has probably done a treatment. Hey everyone, click this and lose your money to a conjob home "cure" for saggy skin!

2. The mongoloid who managed to make a swim from his jerk off father to the toilet seat his mother sat on, has this caveat:

"All the staff become part of my private collection." What, Keilbasa Polacknick, does THAT mean?

"In any moment I don't want to use ilegally reserved rights." Excuse me, Gooky Sushidick, you know how to pirate Ray Davies but not speakee Englishee?

"Opened channel without any lucrative purpose." Ah, Muzzie al Hummuslick, you've used Google translator to explain you're just "sharing" and not making money even though there's an ad on your video?

Is Google's YOUTUBE offering a red-flag on this video? Offering a way to be contacted? Would they EVER send this mental dwarf a notification asking, "Do you have PERMISSION you can show us?" Nah. "We're just a venue...run by trollish, immoral, greedy scumbags with saggy skin. And, everybody's in show biz."

Harry Enfield: What's more FUN than KILLING Defenseless Animals??

Come out to the countryside, Harry. You and your Tory Toffs. Play being "redcoats" but this time pick on an enemy you can defeat.

No, ot's not 1776, when you fired at people who fought back and sent you running to your posh homes. It's 2015 and your target now is obscure furry creatures who aren't harming anyone.

Killing them screws up nature's balance and ecology, and is sick and cowardly, nut hey, what FUN! That's your Tory idea of FUN, picking on something not your size. Ha, you get to scare a timid animal into running for its life, when you know your guns and dogs will WIN!

The oily Spaniards fight bulls but they have more BALLS. And you call this a proud British tradition? How embarrassing, you twisted toff, you arrogant bully.

There is no excuse to wear fur and no excuse to abuse animals for "fun."

Harry's views seem in line with ISIS and HAMAS. Harry is a fine Christian, which is "lower than a rat" to ISIS and HAMAS.

Imagine Harry Enfield running for his life as a pack of terrorists send him scurrying this way and that, until he lies cringing on the ground, trembling.

Talk about your "fast dying culture," Harry...but while you're off chasing foxes, the Muslims are taking over every town and putting THEIR culture first. Don't you dare tell them they can't wear burkas or intimidate teachers into offering halal food for lunch or declaring allegiance to ALLAH and not to The Queen.

"It is part of our culture," says an ISIS leader, "to decapitate the inferior, heathen RAT!" And zip! Harry's head is sheared off his body. The Arabs laugh, cheer, and pat each other on the back.

Any objections? Not here. Harry's head already seems to be separated from his body.

NASH MASHED - "Beautiful Mind" turned to "Dead Body" by Immigrant Cabbie

And what was the name of the reckless cab driver who killed the "Beautiful Mind" professor and his wife?

Ah, TARK GIRGIS.

And where did he live? The cesspool known as Elizabeth, New Jersey.

On the positive side, John Nash and wife died together. One didn't have to outlive or care miserably for the other, and then suffer declining health alone. They were both THROWN FROM THEIR CAB because of the wreck-inducing reckless lunacy of shit-faced TARK GIRGIS.

He may well have been shit-faced drunk, but murderous cabbies can refuse breath tests and "lawyer up." This guy was driving an ice cream truck up till two weeks ago, when "taking jobs whites won't," he decided he was a cab driver.

Obit writers couldn't bring themselves to deny that John Nash was a "rabid anti-semite," fathered a brat out of wedlock, and was a general pain in the butt. "A Beautiful Mind" was, after all, more movie fiction than anything else, a rip-off of "Shine," in the "oh, but he's a genius even though he's nuts" category. He spawned a brat who is just as nuts as he is, but not quite so smart.

Still, he (or Russell Crowe, actually) was an inspiration to many, and his story encouraged maybe a few people to hire, or not fire, somebody with mental problems. A little shock therapy, some drugs, and he can function as well as any neurotic fucking moron co-worker you hate.

Back to TARK GIRGIS, which sounds like the noise an anus makes during a diarrhea attack.

The idea that immigrants take jobs nobody else wants is diarrhea. Plenty of dumbass whites would love to drive cabs...which they did for decades until they were priced out by scab foreigners. What's going on now is that some cab companies are owned by wacky Pakis and other dregs, and they hire their own. In a business that is mostly cash, there's plenty of nefarious activity going on, which suits hiring minimum wage creeps who are glad to get un-taxed income and hide in someplace low rent.

As to Elizabeth New Jersey, well, it's an undesirable shitty little town now. Many New Jersey towns have been almost taken over by Indians and other ethnics, who stuff dozens into a private house and breed dozens more.

Cabbies are speed demons now. In the old days when whites drove cabs, no. The white cab driver was just an Archie Bunker, some guy who dropped out of school. He knew right from wrong, and he was content with his wage. He didn't speed because he was afraid of cops, and of strict laws. Now? Cops are fewer, laws are more lax, and these monkeys often drive with a dozen fake ID's and they all look alike. Give a ticket to some eye-chart name like TARK GIRGIS and next week he's PUKE GARGIS. Take away his license and he's PORK PORKIS and back again.

They speed like mad because they have no brains, don't care, and want to get home as fast as possible to slobber the hummus and over-breed all night.

As to seat belts, usually cabs don't even have 'em. If they do, they're under the seat, behind the cushion, or broken or stretched out and useless. Few are expensive harness-type contraptions...most are just intended to go over your lap, so you end up cut in half when a mental-case maniac sends you careening all over the highway.

Hey, this could've been worse. Could've been ME and my better half. I haven't forgotten the time we got a cab from the airport, and were shocked by the idiot driver's speeding.

He took a curve too fast, and WHAM. The rear-view mirror on the side of the cab was broken off by a fence. Fortunately the pieces flew by and didn't break the window, and the jerk wasn't going so fast that the door flew open and spat us into oblivion.

He barely slowed down as he darted in and out of traffic. We just hoped he'd stay away from the lane closest to the highway's retaining fence. All he cared about was zipping back and forth from the airport as many times as possible. After all, an extra few dollars means an extra helping of stinky halal food.

As for Tark's killing of two people, "no charges will be filed" in a mere "accident" like this. Any charges when that immigrant cab driver caused the accident to the British woman who lost her leg last summer? Of course not. Let's all feel sorry for the immigrants who do the "hard work" that nobody else would do.

Ultimately we must realize that it's harder and harder to find a "beautiful mind," when the world is full of incredibly stupid pieces of shit.

Roger Federer vs Selfish Selfie Millenials

Monkey see monkey do.

Everybody's taking SELFIES. Kim Kuntrashian even published a book of 'em and had hundreds of people lining up for her autograph (or did she just lift a leg and make a stain) on it.

So, is it a surprise that MILLENIALS figure that they are entitled to stop the world any time any place to snap a SELFIE?

"You have to feel safe...safe on the courts," Federer said. "It shouldn't happen too often. It's happened twice in two days...It's not that funny, you know."

You'd think tennis security guards might remember the Monica Seles literal back-stabbing in Germany? I guess not.

It seems that more and more, idiots run across the field during football, soccer and baseball games, and nitwits snap pictures all through any sport event or concert. Millenials don't want autographs; when they accost stars at airports or at the stage door they want SELFIES.

They don't care if stars get eye problems from all the flash pictures and sore hands from all the fucking handshaking they're expected to do. I know one star who always wears sunglasses at memorabilia shows, and fortunately his manager is at the table and tells all the geeks, "No hand shaking." I noticed an awful lot of idiots still taking flash pictures and leaning over for a handshake...and the guy being too nice and not saying "NO." Then he turns to me and sighs, "How much longer before I can get out of here?"

Pussy Provocateur Germaine Greer Shits on Elton John

Well, what's an old bag to do?

You remember Germaine Greer? Probably not.

When the term "feminism" first wafted its fishy scent, Germaine was "the better looking one." This was compared to Betty Friedan. She was still "not so hot," compared to Gloria Steinem.

With Greer, people were amused that a tolerably attractive chick who looked like she could be in "Deep Throat" was bitching about the right of women to bitch.

As you see on the right, she once had that flinty "did she do porn" look.

She wrote a book in the early 70's, and who the fuck knows what she's done since, except make a living by yammering. And in order to be paid to yammer, you have to be a PROVOCATEUR.

In other words, you have to be Piers Morgan with a vagina.

(I know, don't we already have that. Please, I try to keep a higher level of snarkiness).

The only reason this nag got to the Hay Festival, was on the promise that she'd deliver some quotable lines on easy targets. And she did.

Aside from mewling that Jane Fonda's had plastic surgery to still look pretty, (when she should instead be wrinkled, frumpy, and not be able to earn a living?), Greer groused on Elton and on Ireland:

Har har to her.

You do what you have to do. Even if it's a cheap shot. At least it's quotable. In the case of the idiotic Elton couple, SOMEBODY had to be listed as "mother" on the birth certificate, right? SOMEBODY usually wants to be "husband" and the other "wife." It's amusing that traditional names (husband, wife, marriage) are important to people who otherwise think that society should have no rules at all and no standards of morality, logic or tradition.

Her remark on Ireland is similarly facetious. A view (however loopy) on whether an unborn spot of egg pulp has rights, or is even a person before birth, has nothing to do with a view on whether two faggots can marry and later adopt a dollop that two people decided they didn't want.

Fer Chrissake, on that one, Germaine was comparing, if not apples and oranges, fruits and fetuses. The important thing is SHE GOT PAID. It makes up for her not publishing books and not, apparently, being able to rely on a husband to pay the beauty parlor bills. Oh, forgot...she ain't been to a beauty parlor in 50 years.

Wussy USA: Takes 30 Years for MICHAEL RYAN to DIE

Aw, would it be cruel and inhuman to execute a torture/murderer who killed a child, then shot a man in the face and then fucked him with a broom and flayed him and stomped him to death?

Gosh, all useless ex-trucker Michael Ryan did was be a redneck anti-semitic Nazi religious cult leader fuckhead...and KILL PEOPLE.

The long-running joke turned up in the papers periodically...in 2003 when he was still grinning and laughing as his lawyers pissed all over the courts, and 2012 when he STILL wasn't dead yet...for what he did in 1985.

Guess what...he finally died the other day...OF NATURAL CAUSES.

Here are a few reports on him over the years...false hope he'd be executed...

Ah, Nebraska, Johnny Carson-land. The wheat belt. The heartland. It's a place where superstitious weirdos have nothing better to do than stoke their paranoia with whiskey and anti-semitism. Long before anyone heard of ISIS, here's Michael Ryan declaring his fatwas against members of his cult who weren't fanatical enough to suit him.

I'm not sure ISIS would insist on making one of their men fuck a goat. I mean, not as a punishment. I'm sure they do it all the time for FUN. But if you'd care to read the full dossier on Ryan, here it is.

August 1985...and it takes till May of 2015 before he can be declared DEAD? And when he died, it was of brain cancer, not by execution? And how long was he given the luxury of morphine or other special care for his condition...as Nebraska cared more about keeping him alive and comfy than HE cared about his victims?

Ryan should've been OFF this planet no later than 1986, before he could sit around snapping his fingers to "Say You Say Me" by Lionel Richie or grinning to Whitney Houston's smash that year, "I Will Always Love You." Oh. Or did Ryan feel blacks were inferiors, like Jews, and should all be killed?

To be fair, it's POSSIBLE that if Ryan did this in Texas, he would be long gone. But generally, at least 45 out of 50 States let maniacs like Ryan live, either through appeals or by a sentence of "life" because there's no death penalty option. "Son of Sam" is around. Mark David Chapman is around. Sirhan-Sirhan is around. And cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer would be alive today if a fellow prisoner hadn't offed him.

People insist capital punishment isn't a deterrent. How do they know that? How do they know how many thousands of people are still alive because a potential killer didn't want to risk dying, too? And if it isn't a deterrent, so what. Why pay $50,000 on average, per year, to house a piece of shit like Michael Ryan? The old "let 'em rot in jail" idea? Not all of them are rotting. Mark David Chapman has had conjugal sex with his bitch wife, and "Son of Sam" wanders around with a grin because he's not confined 23 out of 24 hours in a little metal box, with nothing to do but count his pubic hairs.

Is the world a better place for Manson smuggling out songs, giving cackling interviews, annoying the world with his marriage plans, and being a mascot for thousands of clueless hipsters who put his face on t-shirts and strut around?

PS.

Ryan did not torture and kill his victims alone. His cult followers helped out. Two of them have actually been released from prison. Back in 2009, Timothy Haverkamp was released, and guess who approved it? The sister of one of his victims!

Yep, yep, and a big YEEE HA, they sure are NUTS in NEBRASKA. Maybe Miriam Thimm was an anti-semitic witch who believed in every psycho redneck idea her brother bought? I guess so.

Maybe she thought his redneck pals were right in torturing and killing him? Shucks, if Thimm wasn't following every order, and Zieging enough Heil, maybe so.

"Ryan sliced Thimm’s leg with a razor blade then used pliers to rip off the skin. They whipped him, broke his legs and one arm, and shot off the fingers of his left hand...." but Miriam says: “I would have him in my home. I would go get in the car with him alone. These people were his friends. They all got mixed up together. If Jim was the one left alive and one of them were dead, I would hope that someone would treat him with dignity also.”

Something in the water, maybe? Good Christian maybe?

Haverkamp was a "model prisoner," and apologized for what happened," and now "works as a welder." If he imagines using a hot iron on a Jew, or a Black, well, he keeps it a fantasy. He just made a few mistakes, and after two dozen years, they let him out to enjoy himself. He's mellowed. Good for him. And if there's still members of the cult out there, oh, let them be comforted in knowing that the worst they'll get is free room and board.

Holiday Weekend? Ooh, tell me How Many Records You Bought

ONE blogger is certainly in his second childhood.

Senility does that. He actually thinks, like a 6 year-old, that we are interested in where he went and what he bought.

Like a bad school report, "The Lord" (as he fancies himself) gave us a WHOLE paragraph (this must have taken him all day to write) on how he skipped out to holiday BOOT SALES.

As usual, he writes like a 6 year-old.

Oh goody, he BOUGHT some records nobody on Earth would've bothered with. And he told us HOW MANY, as if we were dying to know.

Oh, GOOD for YOU, Toffee-Nose. While other bloggers praise the artistes and offer information about them, YOU are only concerned with yourself, and your tiny, tiny world. A dismissive line is all he offers on the music, but he blabbers on about how long it took to find records and how many new pieces of crap he's added to his "collection."

Yes, the first paragraph is all HIM.

Boot-for-Brains also posted several utterly boring pictures. Most people wouldn't bother immortalizing mundane scenes of people trudging around looking at the useless tat of lamebrains.

WHAT, after all, is so exciting or fantastic about outdoor flea markets? Especially ones that aren't exotic and loaded with bizarre ethnic foods, lively people, or amazing paintings or home-made items or antiques?

His three pictures have been amended with some copy, to make them a little more interesting.

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