Iain Duncan-Smith stars in New Horror Movie

Now that he's got more POWER than ever, Iain Duncan-Smith is starring in a new film.

Originally to be called "he has two i's but can't see," Iain's film is being released as...

As the British public remains lame and quiet, they find their health destroyed, their money stolen away, and their very lives in JEOPARDY.

Who could be this evil? Could it be THIS lovely looking man??

"I was so scared my balls shriveled and my dick's the size of a skittle," declared Rupert Murdoch. "But that was over the possibility Duncan-Smith and my shower-buddy Cameron wouldn't stay in power."

"Now that it's worked out MY way, I couldn't be happier. Well, it would be nice if I could get an erection, but I screwed the British public without one. Iain's film moved me. I shit my pants. The highlight was the scenes where there are bombs on the bus and in the underground, and a soldier is beheaded on the street...and Iain does nothing! What suspense! I thought he'd ruin everything by coming out against continued immigration!

"Oh, but he wouldn't do that. Not him and Cameron. I love 'em, they're like Hitler and Himmler to me. Gove is Goerring. Or is that Boerring? And Gideon Osborne is a pain in the Hess."

Some consider Duncan-Smith's deeds too gory to watch. Others say it's too Tory to watch. Cutting and slashing...budgets, health care benefits, you name it...bloody Duncan-Smith can't be stopped.

The film is over three hours long because he also DOES NOT SHUT UP!

This is the highlight scene, where Iain Duncan-Smith is muzzled. That is, he's fucked by a Muzzie, using hummus for a lubricant. "I grunt when I get it from immigrants," Iain says, as his tongue slides out like a lizard and starts to rattle. "I can hardly wait till they take over the country. I look forward to my daily gangbang up the arse. I used to thrill to the masochism moments in the story of Lawrence of Arabia!"

Iain Duncan-Smith resents the charge that he's a ruthless sado-masochistic tyrant with a secret anal fetish, and is as decadent as any Nazi from the past. "I'm MORE ruthless than any sado-masochistic tyrant with a secret anal fetish from the Nazi past," he huffs.

Thanks to the public, count on five solid years of SILENCE OF THE LAMES!"