Here we see him just before handing in his "I RESIGN" letter, in triplicate.
He's confided, "Cameron has my balls, and after this, I barely have a leg to stand on. Sapristi, I don't know how he got it away from me. Maybe he was masquerading as Lord of the Foot Sale. Some strange old geezer came over to me asking to buy records. I felt such a pain just talking to him. Then I fainted. When I woke up, why, you could've called me Heather Mills, I was such a one-legged cunt!"
After Clegg handed in his resignation, he was asked to make a statement. But without Cameron or Murdoch to tell him what to say, he was at a loss for words.
Reporter: WHY DID YOU RESIGN? WE WANT INFORMATION.
Clegg: You won't get it!
Reporter: BUT WHY DID YOU RESIGN? WE MUST KNOW!
Clegg: I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, de-briefed or numbered!
Reporter: THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR. WHAT THE FUCK?
Clegg: Might as well live in the past. I hear there's going to be a new TV series in which everyone with a name like McGoohan is held prisoner by Muslims.
Reporter: DO YOU THINK THE SCOTS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT?
Clegg: Oh fuck if I know. I've resigned! I give up! But the economy will improve. I plan on donating a lot of shoes to a local charity shop. Of course all of them are rights. And that's about the only rights you'll find in Great Britain!
Reporter: HOP OFF YOU GO...
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