Despicable Potato Brain CONMAN MCGREGOR : MMA QUITTER

Goodbye and Erin-GO-Fuckyourself.

Mick Gregor proved just what a windbag gutless egomaniacal media-slut he is by walking away from Mixed Martial Arts fighting with an airy TWEET.

A TWEET. He didn't give a press conference. Didn't stand and take questions. He TWEETED.

That's like slipping a resignation under the door, or asking somebody to tell your girlfriend that it's over. Compare to Patrick McGoohan in the prisoner, resigning by thumping the desk and shouting at the boss. Compare it to Lou Gherig, DYING, and facing the fans with an emotional speech.

THIS is the bigshot?? This is the tough Irishman who was NEVER going to stop? He's done after 15 measly fights? Off he goes, like a drag queen, blowing a kiss on TWITTER.

McGregor the Pussy seemed very cocky and confident. He was very arrogant, determined to create a legacy. He'd be a champ (check), he'd get the cover of Sports Illustrated (check) and he'd have a long, undefeated reign (NO).

In his last fight, the braggart got knocked out in the second round. Connor's punches hardly damaged his opponent at all in the first round, and that must've scared the shit out of him. By the second round, he was hit, throttled, choked out and done for.

And now he quits?

IF I'M BEING HONEST, McGregor didn't seem THAT badly damaged after the fight. As he walked back to his dressing room, the UFC had a twat with a camera chat with him. She consoled him and he didn't seem to be that upset. After all, as she reminded him, he had boldly fought someone a weight class higher than him. He was still unbeaten in his own weight division. While a bit dejected, the guy seemed like he'd be fine with staying in his division and making BIG money blasting out guys his own size or another year or two, at least. Build up the legacy. Bounce back from a loss with a string of victories.

Months later, he TWEETS???

"Thanks for the cheese."

Is that what you call it? MILLIONS OF DOLLARS? A STADIUM PACKED TO THE RAFTERS WITH DRUNKEN IRISH ROARING YOUR NAME AND FIST PUMPING THEIR PRIDE IN IRELAND? That's....CHEESE?

"Catch ya's later."

Oh, how HIP. Where, in Starbucks, you fuck? You're gonna have some corned beef and cabbage at a local Blarney Stone?

What a FLIP OFF. What a RIP OFF.

At the moment, bewildered MMA fans are wondering if this jerk is just jerking everyone's chain. After all, today's "show biz" involves hype, lies and spoofing. Some think McGregor is going to become a pro wrestler, since he's so full of shit and showmanship. He can play games with an audience of total retards and get away with it, and not get hurt.

I haven't a clue as to what he plans to do under the heading of "catch ya's later," but it does seem like this guy could be suffering from PASS: POST ASS-KICKED STRESS SYNDROME.

After he got beaten up, the bruises healed but the humiliation remained. BEATEN. For the FIRST TIME. No longer invincible. How many more humiliations?

Rotten Ronda Rousey has yet to fight since SHE was dethroned. She even whined that she felt like killing herself.

In the boxing world there was Muzzie Paki Bully "Prince Naseem," who toyed with opponents, smirked, and strutted around like he was God. He got schooled by a Mexican fighter and THAT WAS IT. He was humbled and shattered.

So here's McGregor announcing that he's not going to risk any further humiliation. What if this guy fights someone his own weight who can take a punch and has the skills to break his fucking nose, or twist his neck till he falls asleep or makes him tap out like a pussy?

So off he goes, with an airy "Thanks for the cheese. Catch ya's later."

He thinks he's sounding cool? No, he's sounding like what he really is: a frightened wimp putting up a pretense of not caring.

Christ, who else would say a lah-dee-day thing like "Thanks for the cheese. Catch ya's later." One of the Kardashians? That's hardly masculine at all. There are Irish fans all over the world who rightly feel like they've been sold out by a phony. I think most of them want back the well-earned CHEESE they spent on tickets to this bastard's fights.