Anyone name a single ZZ Top song?
Anyone know anything about them except a few of the assholes have ridiculous looking beards?
That's why one of them spent a fortune on a publicist to let the world know that Rinse was a great guitar player.
With every jackass from Bono to Madonna screaming about how great RINSE was, Mr. Top had to find his own angle. Oooh, Rinse was an otherworldly guitar player. Take it from the exact opposite: a scrawny piece of shit who looks like some hay a horse spit out.
Nevermind Hendrix, forget Clapton, the world's come to an end because RINSE, who really hasn't been much of a factor in pop music in TEN YEARS dropped dead. It was nearly ten years ago that this guy played a Super Bowl.
1986 was really the last time he was red hot, and people wanted to BOOGIE to Rinse's vapid brand of candy-ass funk.
Come on, this guy liked the color PURPLE fer Chrissake. Right down to his nylon knickers, I'm sure.
Too bad this clean-living Jehovah's Witness (hmmm, Michael Jackson was one of those, too) who liked salads and chicken, also liked pills. Most are saying that he took a lot of drugs to perform without stage fright and to keep his energy up. Too fucking bad he couldn't simply make money off his RECORDS and not have to tour at such a frantic pace.
Meanwhile...
How many more days/weeks to we endure publicity stunts from desperate assholes like this hairy hemorrhoid from ZZ Top? What other angles are out there? He wrote the world's greatest songs. He was the world's greatest entertainer. He fucked the world's sleaziest half-breed sluts. He was the greatest guitarist. Anything else? He was the greatest rock star to come from Minnesota. He did more for "The Color Purple" than Oprah Winfrey. He managed to look feminine even with a mustache, and only ADELE has duplicated that.
What am I leaving out? Let's keep up the hype, everyone. That way you can pretend that little things like the murder of John Lennon weren't too important.
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