Jennifer Anus Stain is the Prettiest ASSHOLE - People Magazine

Boring and insulting, isn't it?

PEOPLE magazine is so useless. It's to waste time at the dentist's office.

Every year they have their annoying, pandering, "Most Beautiful" issue and "Most Handsome" issue, and the more ludicrous it is, the more publicity they get.

HOW long has Jennifer Anus Stain been a skidmark in the entertainment world?

How many guys have broken up with her because she is not only NOT the most beautiful, but not the most pleasant twat in the world?

Someone once said, "There is no beauty without some strangeness of the proportion." It might be huge eyes, big lips, a giant bust, long legs...but it's not a fucking lantern jaw, an abysmal smirk, hay-colored hair, or a fairly generic waitress-like body and face.

I have NEVER watched a Jennifer Anus Stain movie, and I have NEVER sat through an episode of her stinky TV show. I know almost NOTHING about the bitch, except, didn't the much more beautiful Angelina Jolie end up with her boyfriend?

Lemme tell ya, the first time I saw Angelina Jolie, she caught my eye. As in, WOW, who the fuck is THAT. The film was "Girl Interrupted," and why I was watching that thing, I have no idea. Probably channel surfing.

Jennifer Anus Stain? You see bitches like that prancing around Starbucks, fer Chrissake. A really beautiful woman stops you in your tracks.

A beautiful woman is BEAUTIFUL. She is literally STUNNING. Another example would be Gina Gershon. OK, I'm not saying EVERYODY finds the strangeness of Jolie or Gershon attractive, but nobody looks like them (the way most anyone can be a Jennifer Anus Stain). Their hottest poses are HOT.

I was surfing around late night TV and came across some oddball film called "Bound." Jennifer Tilly, a bosomy stupid-cunt was the other lead. Well, some guys could watch Tilly for hours. My eyes were on Gershon. I wasn't intending to be watching any goddam movie ALL night, but I had to see this one to the end. WOW.

The irony here, was that years earlier, doing my photography bit at a celebrity party, I saw this very, very exotic and sexy woman. I wasn't sure if she was a celebrity or not, but she was AT the party, so I took a bunch of photos of her. I tried to overhear her name. I thought somebody called her "Tina." My color slides from the event...one of them has "TINA" written on it. It was years later, glancing over those photos, that I recognized this "Tina" had morphed into the now famous "GINA." The point is, back when she was just a starlet cadging invitations to parties, she INSTANTLY stood out as a unique beauty.

Jennifer Anus Stain is anything but. In fact the whole point of her appeal seems to be that she's pretty ordinary and any twat can identify with her, and any guy might figure, "I have a shot with her."

Compare that to really beautiful and interesting women: Raquel Welch, Pam Anderson, Linda Ronstadt....The list goes on and on, as there's no shortage of TWAT in the world. The really beautiful woman is somebody you sure don't see every day. But Jennifer Anus Stain? If I saw someone like that I wouldn't even look twice. And now, LONG after her fame, PEOPLE tosses her a cover? INSANE. She's not a good actress, she's not funny, and she's not sexy.