What's British News and What ISN'T? Jesus Fuckin' Christ

I'm alerted that in England, a huge protest being held to get rid of TORIES is NOT news.

No, of course not. News of what the idiot Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are doing in India IS news.

In Anglophile America, it's the same story. Last night, before turning the channel, a local news twat began gushing about "The Prince and Princess...having a wonderful time...." FUCK OFF!

America hears nothing about Camoron or how shitty health care is, or how difficult it is to find housing or a job.

Same deal with Canada. The US media NEVER talks about the frozen idiots to the north and their financial or health issues. All they care about is the fucking Trudeau bunch. Oooh, the new Prime Minister is a handsome TRUDEAU! Oooh! It's what he's wearing and where he's being photographed, not what he's doing or NOT doing for the country.

Today's FRONT FUCKING PAGE OF THE NEW YORK POST was about ENGLAND.

No, not about the protests there.

Huh? What? WTF?

Something about silly big-eared Chuckles and his horse-faced ludicrous Prunilla?

Take a look at what's below this: a piece on a local New York Mets baseball player, and some kind of alarming shit about one of the Arab countries. HOW the FUCK does Chuckles and Prunilla get on top of THAT? Or any local crime story or building collapse?

Oh.

WHO OWNS THE NEW YORK POST??

RUPERT MURDOCH.

Rupert told the editors, PUT THIS STORY ON THE FRONT PAGE. I WANT TO SELL MY FRIEND'S BOOK.

Something like that.

Ugh? What? Another fucking book on The Royals? Diana? Whatever??

Yes, it turns out some asshole wrote an in-depth book on the FASCINATING way that Prince Charles cheated on the FABULOUS Diana. In this telling, horse-face Prunella is explained as a down to Earth nice lady who might be plain, but has a cracking good sense of humor, is easy to talk to, and loves talking "guy" stuff.

All well and good but why fuck her?

THAT isn't explained (I guess nobody who has experienced fucking Prunilla has croaked about how wonderful she is at it). But GAD, the article went on and on and on...

"Game of Crowns" is the book. Get it?

SOMEBODY convinced a book company, "Fans of Games of THRONES will buy it...everyone around the world STILL cares about dead Diana....this angle is the great romance between Chuckles and Prunilla..."

And we'll call it OPERATION PB, and make this into some kind of thrilla? REALLY?

Rupie baby, when will you...drop the fuck DEAD?

I can tell you that Americans are NOT the Anglophiles they were when The Beatles arrived, or when Princess Diana was at the height of her fame.

Americans do love whatever stupid fucking Harry Potter and "Game of Toilets" nonsense that book publishers and movie makers want to toss. Old fruit Ian McKellen is most welcome, as is Dame Judi Stench and Maggie Smith. There's always "Downton Abbey" and once a week WPBS runs an entire evening of pretentious, starchy, dull and stereotypical Brrrrritish dramas and detective shows. But...

...unless they are actually IN the country poncing about, people aren't all that excited about The Duke and Duchess, or whatever the other fabulous spawn of Diana is up to. Rupie is pushing this ridiculous Chuckles and Prunella story on the front page of the Post? And probably all over Fox News on TV? I seriously doubt this book will make the Best Seller lists in America no matter WHAT that fucking Merde-Ox does. At least, I hope that's the case. PS, dropping the fuck dead...look into it, Rupie. Ask your twat-whore wife if she can help by trying to blow you into an erection. Maybe she'll drop dead too.