President Blackie and Prince Baldy

Willie and the Big O (no, not Willie Nelson and Roy Orbison) got together for a big laugh.

"I'm fucking this Kate bitch, who wouldn't be remotely attracted to a big-nosed bald dullard like me," said Willie.

"I'm fucking one of The Supremes. She told America that it's a racist country, but I calmed her down. Now she's treated like a Queen, cheered everywhere she goes, applauded for making speeches about healthy food. She's a celebrity! Me, too. Ha ha! Did I mention Bill Maher gave me a MILLION DOLLARS? Watta sap."

Yes, these two guys are fucking everyone, not just their wives. Obama even fucked Bill Maher? Yes, and Bill has mentioned it now and then with some chagrin.

Bill Maher, convinced Obama would make changes, and maybe even legalize or at least decriminalize marijuana, GAVE the grinning skeleton a MILLION DOLLARS.

Obama's administration went on to be the opposite of Maher's dream. Under Obama marijuana growers have been hassled more than under the Bush administration. Despite a victory or two for individual states (like Colorado and Washington), growing or even owning marijuana remains a FEDERAL CRIME, and the FEDS can haul off most anyone if they want to.

Every week Maher would skewer the Republicans who were blocking bills "President Blackie" was trying to pass. Maher made everything a blunt racial issue. The Republicans weren't doing it because Obama was a Democrat. No, it was ALL because "he's President Blackie."

Maher didn't give that million JUST in the hopes that marijuana would be legalized. He figured Obama would DO something on OTHER issues, too.

I know show people make an obscene amount of money, often $30,000 or $50,000 a week to star on TV or Broadway, but I was pretty shocked that a mere comedian with an HBO comedy-talk show that barely runs 30 or 40 episodes a YEAR, had a MILLION DOLLARS to throw away.

Guess who has NEVER appeared on Bill's "Real Time" show. Yep. Grinning, laughing Obama went on Leno's show, and Letterman's show, and has turned up in schoolrooms, churches, all kinds of little places. Somehow he has the "morality" not to think he needs to pay back Maher's generosity by showing up for even a carefully rehearsed 10 minute segment.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, Mr. "Audacity of Hope" has been a disappointment. At best, you can blame it on the Republican-dominated House and Senate, which block most everything he wants to do. Even so, that doesn't quite justify his wimpy reaction to terrorist bombings or domestic gun violence. Kill 20 school kids and he frowns. Blow up the Boston Marathon and he scowls. Go on a rampage in Paris or Brussels, and he grimaces and then sends out a press release that he'll keep watching a baseball game, or helping his wife make tofu sandwiches because "we can't let terrorists disrupt our lives."

Sadly, this guy is also on the wrong side of a LOT of issues. This is why Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders have become so popular, on either end of the spectrum. Both are shouting, "We're independent! We're not kissing ass!" And here's Obama who remains pussy-passive with Putin, doesn't say much about that fat gook stooge in North Korea, and has the nerve to go over to England so he and his wife can pose with the Duke and Duchess. Aw, how cute, Black and White Ken and Barbie doll couples.

Obama is a hundred times smarter than Prince William, but is that saying much? Obama can be cool and witty. No question, if you met him one-on-one you'd have a lively conversation, as opposed to staring into the blank face of Prince Baldy. Yet, he still ends up being show biz. He's ineffectual. Even Obamacare has been a disappointment because it took a year to get it running (the website was a disaster) and there's not enough money to make health insurance companies or all doctors participate.

President Blackie isn't exactly Sammy Davis Jr. He doesn't spend a lot of time shucking and jiving and doing photo ops and posing for stupid pictures. Why he cares so much about Cameron and the moronic Royals, I have no idea. Big O, you're outta here pretty soon. Why prostitute yourself for these cunts?