Kate Middleton knows he's LITTLE WILLIE THE BALD

Yes, it was a funny headline. In the midst of wasting millions, and traipsing around the world pretending to be stimulating British tourism, Kate heard about some cheeky comments. And we heard about it thanks to the London Daily Fail where SPELLCHECK and PROOFREADING don't exist and vocalists are always signing.

So? She didn't marry William for his looks, his dick, or his hair. She married him to be ROYAL, that's all. To have security, babies, and do NOTHING for the rest of her life except eat rich foods, travel, and have people fawn over her. That was her deal with the DEVIL.

Why do the fat fishwives of England fawn over her? They get such a vicarious thrill when Kate makes giddy faces and has herself a grand old time?

The big con is that darkies are impressed by a "Prince and Princess" (or is it a Duke and Duchess) flaunting their wealth and acting like nothing but self-indulgent condescending tourists. "Oh yes, Fuzzy Wuzzy, show us your customs, show us the wicker basket you made, and your quaint dances, and yes, we'll even taste your filthy curry."

It's pathetic that anyone anywhere is impressed by "royalty." But that's how desperate we are for any sign of God. We transfer this to movie stars, to some stupid-faced visiting king or queen or prince, to even D-list whores like the Kardashians, as long as they wear fancy clothes, have a lot of money and act superior. We want to meet them, get an autograph, a photo op, just line up for a glimpse. It's SICK.

If William wasn't all dressed up in pomp and jewels, and recognized as royalty, he'd be slumping his shoulders and hiding his face, embarrassed because he's stupid looking. If he was an ordinary bloke he'd still be a virgin. Instead he struts around and has the belle of the ball on his arm. That's what a Royal name and MONEY can do. And Kate keeps telling herself, "sexual satisfaction isn't everything. I've got fame. Money. A palace. Eventually, like Diana, I'll find a way to bang a stablehand or a chauffeur when I'm sure nobody's looking."

Meanwhile The Royals waste the money that could be benefitting a million British citizens. Just on what they WASTE in a year, that money could go for nourishing food, hearing aids, glasses, wheelchairs, canes, decent clothing...bare essentials to lift people out of their despair. People who put in a lifetime of work to their country are shut up in miserable flats barely getting by, their lives a daily struggle against humiliation and violence. And the ROYALS are prancing around the world...and way too many Brits cheer and say "They look happy," and "Isn't Kate wearing a lovely frock," and "They deserve it, because they are high born and their blood is better."