Ringo Starr is a Toilet Asshole - Cyndi Lauper & Gregg Allman aren't

I wonder how dreamy-eyed and lah-dee-dah Ringo Starr would be if his pretty wife was accosted in the ladies room by a burly drag queen in a dress.

How about a guy who just felt like using the ladies room because, well, there are LADIES in there?

Either way, there's Barbara Bach, squattin' like Gunga Din in hell, and the guy in the next stall is jerking off to the sound of her peeing.

OR, Barbara's come out to sit at the mirror and do her make-up and make sure the right amount of cleavage is showing, and there's a curious transvestite staring at her. "Oh, just interested in how you do it," he says.

Barbara comes out and tells Ring-a-leavio about it, and he flashes a peace symbol? I doubt it.

But here he is, declaring he won't play North Carolina...AFTER the fabulous BROOOOOSE already got the headlines. Sorry, Starr-man. Was this really about the publicity or that nobody was buying tickets?

HOW IDIOTIC IS AMERICA GETTING?

HATRED? Ringo, is that really what it's about? No, it's about having ONE LITTLE ROOM IN THE WORLD where you can have some privacy and be left alone. Go in, do your business, and leave. Just ONE ROOM. It's bad enough minorities (sexual or otherwise) have to call attention to themselves. It's irritating enough to tolerate ANY form of stupidity in public, from staring fools, or dimwits talking loudly to each other to pests who are dressed ridiculously or have to wave their freak flag or their protest sign and raise everyone's stress level. How about ONE ROOM where for a FEW MINUTES you can have some RELIEF?

We're talking about a room that is already pretty unpleasant just walking in and hoping the air doesn't reek.

While ISIS is blowing people up, while immigrants storm across the border and refuse to speak English, while climate change is turning the summer into soup, the big issue is whether faggots can use the ladies room?

What kind of a wussy country is this, where a bunch of neurotics and their pee-pee problems become more important than anything else? Even the "Black Lives Matter" assholes have a better case.

Who the FUCK spends so much time in toilets? Most normal males want to get in and out of there as FAST AS POSSIBLE. Don't want to make eye contact. Don't want to see anything, hear anything or smell anything.

Abnormal males? Show some self control, MISSUS! For the one minute it takes to piss, or the two minutes it takes to duck into a stall, try to pretend like you belong in a men's room! Just go in and DO IT.

Dykes? Nobody's gonna push you around if you're in the men's room anyway. You're DYKES! You're ugly big disgusting shit piles. Go stand at the urinal, stick your fingers in her twat and pee, whistle or anything else you want. NOBODY cares.

Meanwhile, who is playing North Carolina? Gregg Allman. If that's no surprise, how about Cyndi Lauper? She's made a fucking fortune off the lyrics to a shitty drag queen musical that is STILL in Broadway. If she's not worried about getting scolded by faggots, then good for her. This is a stupid non-issue.

There are two opposite sexes, and 90% of the world understands this. A confused 10% (at best) just needs to stop sobbing and get over it. No, we don't want unisex changing rooms in department stores, or restrooms in restaurants. Not for us or for our significant STRAIGHT others. Besides, there are no cops in these restrooms. Usually no CCTV either. Some Caitlynn wants to use the ladies room and a few ladies beat the shit out of him, then shove his head in the toilet and flush...too bad. He'll drown before anyone calls 911.

Equality doesn't mean taking away somebody else's right, and that includes the right to take a shit in peace. You can't deal with this, MISSUS, then borrow some adult diapers from Bill Hoobastank.