Friday, June 14, 2013

DIVORCE? But they were the PERFECT PAIR...of shits.

Awwww....

How terrible....

They are getting DIVORCED, and SHE will be getting millions of millions that HE gouged, finagled, extorted and lied to acquire.

But how can this be?

LOOK AT THEM!

They're both about the same age.

They're both so honest and intelligent-looking.

Like Angelina and Brad, you can see how it would almost be love at first sight. Right?

It's a shock. They also have greed, cunning, cruelty and mammoth egotism in common, and still...divorce??

Let me take another look at that photo.

Can't figure it out. In a room full of men, she'd HAVE to find HIM the biggest turn on.

And him? OK, Woody Allen already took Soon-Yi. And he probably thought it unseemly to just go to some opium den or Osaka massage parlor and pick out someone obedient who would sign a pre-nup and be grateful for a bed-sit in Grimsby if it didn't work out. He could've asked Tony Blair for the names of the hundreds of immigrant Chinese prostitutes that got through customs in a week...

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