Saturday, June 15, 2013

TIGER WOODS PAIN: SPANKING VONN TOO MUCH?

Does anyone care if a guy who makes 75 million farting around on golf courses wins another title? Or only makes six figures by finishing third?

Fuck the US OPEN. And stop boring us all with stupid ugly TIGER WOODS, and pictures of his stupid slut Vonn staring at him as he plays.

Vonn used to have a life. Guess it's a lot easier to just traipse around a golf course watching her meal ticket putter.

So WHAT is wrong with the great TIGER WOODS now?

His elbow is hurting. From spanking Vonn too much? We know his sext messages to previous trollops and tarts and airheads. Pull their hair. Spank them. Fuck 'em in the ass. That's what he liked.

Maybe his elbow got jammed when he tried to widen Vonn's anus. She told him fingers out, hands off, but hadn't mentioned ELBOW.

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