Farrah Abraham - Dumb Slut, Sheen of Douche-Water On her Ugly Tranny Face

Now THIS is amusing.

The latest fame-whore moron, Farrah Abraham, who made a Kardashian-type sex tape to get attention (and actually got a million for it, even though she's a nobody), has gotten kicked in the cunt by Charlie Sheen.

WHY? For trying to cash in on HIS fame by coming on to him...and then leaking the texts.

Sheen's response, for the world to read:

"Hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua, I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. Congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on your recent attempt at porn. Your daughter must be so proud."

"Please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. The world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life. "I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow."

You tell 'er, Charlie.

Perhaps this will be a warning to other brain-dead sluts that everyone is tired, very tired, of leaked porn tapes, fake tits, cunts who think they can be famous for being famous, and all the rest of the nitwit glam Perez Hilton TMZ glitz-game. Find a brighter idea, dim-bulb sluts and losers. People need "razzle dazzle" to take their minds off the RUBBLE of bombs going off on their own streets? It needs to be a lot more interesting than Kim, Khloe, Katy, smelly old Spice Girls and ridiculous wanna-be's like "Farrah Abraham," clambox of the gutter.

While every day's news seems to have some machine-gun dick-head blowing people away and then posing for the cameras and pleading NOT GUILTY, the problems of some stupid bitch in rehab, some stupid bitch who can't keep her skirt down, or some stupid bitch making a porn video don't amount to a hill of beans.

And it took a bean-shitter like Charlie Sheen to bring the point home with his glossy rant, one worthy of Al Goldstein.

Don't stop with Farrah, Charlie. Rip apart other false, shallow, stupid, time-wasting idiot "celebrities" and no-talents. I don't think Russell Brand's fairy-intellectual cutie-wootie lip-biting coquette sneering could stand up to a Sheen rant. I don't think Bruce Girly-Man Freak-Face Jenner AND his three stinking Kardashians AND his piece of shit friend Kanye could take on Charlie in a debate. David Girly-Man Ridiculous Fat-Face Obnoxious Walliams and his boyfriend Simon would go running and hiding behind Ant and Dec if they saw Charlie coming toward them.

Thanks, Charlie. As Nigel Benn once said after a thorough beating from Sugar Boy Malinga, "YA DID GOOD." More of these morons need a verbal beating, if not an actual punch in the fucking face.