Friday, June 14, 2013

Lucas and Spielberg Get Their Heads Out of their ASSES

Golly, Mr. Lucas. Hey there, Spielberg. You guys finally noticed. The MOVIE biz is going the way of the record industry and the TV world and the book world...into the TOILET because of PIRACY and the INTERNET.

Lucky for you, you're both so old and worn out it doesn't matter.

Lucas sold out his "Star Wars" empire and Spielberg, well, let's just say "Lincoln" was quite a bore and part of that was his directing. He had an interesting arc between sci-fi garbage and things of importance, but he's done.

Lucas, the tiny-headed fungus on the left, finally got some sales figures?

Spielberg checked with an accountant and learned that "Lincoln" didn't put millions into his bank account?

FACT:

We saw the record industry die...radio stations go under, record stores go under, artists no longer able to sell enough to make recording worthwhile. Because of piracy. Everybody got it FREE.

We've watched TV degenerate into shitty reality shows and cheap game shows and badly-acted hack-written doctor shows and stupid zombie and vampire shit...because of piracy and the Internet. Why even WATCH tv shows when you can download porn, be a "gamer," or a Tweet-bird-brain? Why watch TV when it's on, when you can download the shows off a torrent, SANS The COMMERCIALS THAT PAY FOR THEM, and watch when you want?

We've seen the book industry collapse because of Amazon and their KINDLE...why buy a book when you can download it FREE?

Movies?

Christ, Lucas. Moses, Steve. It took you long enough, you sci-fi pussies, to get back to Earth and to reality.

NOBODY goes to the movies unless it's to see an EPIC 3-D spectacular that doesn't look quite so good on a camcorder download. That's it. The ONLY reason to go to a movie theater is for the BIG screen, or because you have brats and need to drag them out to a Pixar movie. That's all. Otherwise, wait for it to be FREE on the Internet, pull it off a streaming website, or pay the minimal price for Netflix.

The problem? Not enough go to these overblown special effects crapfests. Spend 200 million on a bomb (as Disney did) and you are in trouble. Make the same movie again and again and even the feeble-minded fans of jerky sci-fi and Marvel comic book junk give up. There's a limit even for the Comic Con mentality, on how much time to waste on dreary vampire movies and look-alike sci-fi and schmucks who can't act canned inside of Batman and Superman 6-pack-ab costumes.

So, yeah, that leaves it to the kiddies who WILL go to the same movie theater a dozen times to see the same fucking "Despicable" or "Shrek" movie again and again, but that's not enough to save the movie industry from, yes, imploding into nothing but "Blair Witch" camcorder self-made indie cheapie stuff that might make a profit just on a Netflix piss-stream of curiosity, or the minimum of law-abiding and semi-affluent people who'll actually buy a real DVD or Blu-Ray off DeepDiscount or Amazon as long as it's not TOO expensive.

But the blockbusters that were holding the film industry together...as Lucas and Spielberg realize...it's the beginning of the end.

Piracy and the Internet have combined to destroy creativity.

Piracy and the Internet have combined to make it so impossible to earn a living or to break even, that we are not getting the singers, songwriters, authors, film makers or competent actors that can enhance our lives with their art, give us perspectives and insights we need to cope with today's world, or to just escape into something a lot more interesting than Kardashian's butt hole, the esophagus of some yodeling cunt on X-Factor, or the drooling teeth of some dwarf or vampire or other mutant pile of shit on TV.

There will be LESS and LESS movies to watch, just as there are less and less new albums to listen to, and less reason to turn on a TV or even DOWNLOAD a TV show. Think HBO can afford to waste their money? Who subscribes to them or Showtime when their stuff is pirated on torrents so easily? How will they pay for more dwarfs, fake boobies and blood and spectacle and games of throw-up when they don't have the subscriber dollars? "Oh, sell some t-shirts, find a new paradigm, WE LIKE FREE..."

Steve, George, THIS is where your fucking entertainment is coming from. Ranting free bloggers! People are happy to pirate shit. They can go to YOUTUBE and find copyright-fucked whole movies and episodes of TV shows and songs and all the rest of it. Justin-case you don't know Justin.tv and the others kicking your ass, the torrents and streamers are like maggots and parasites and they will eventually reduce you guys to bare bones. But that's ok, you are both so old and emaciated you're practically dead as it is.

The entertainment industry is in collapse. You want amusement? I hope you found it in the disgusting rant you just read! It was FREEEEEEE

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