I mean....he's no Justin Bieber.
But he's a CUUUUUUUUUUTE little Russian cookie crumb.
Mama's little blintz-boy.
Sweetie pie Comrade CUUUUUUUUUTE
And all he did was take his back pack and dump it on the ground and blow the leg off a child. Cripple a dozen other people by destroying their legs. Kill a few more.
But...
Awwwww....isn't he CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
And his mommy thinks he's INNN-O-CENT
No wonder he's gotten thousands of dollars in donations. And Internet Facebook tributes. And girls writing him fan letters. And don't worry everyone, he's "doing ok."
He's getting the food he wants. Nobody's even slapping his wrist.
He's not going to have his bones broken, or get a kick in the nuts. Certainly not going to be killed like Dahmer was. Nope. So....
Why, why not let Baby Face get out RIGHT NOW so he can work on his dance moves and put out a CD and do a tour?
He's CUUUUUUUUUTE
He could moon walk, I'll bet. He's got two good legs.
People don't know fact from fiction, do they!
No. In fact after the Boston Marathon Bombing how many said, "It was just like a movie"????
And here's your movie star!
Why mourn the dead? Ugh. They're DEAD. Not even ZOMBIE dead. Just plain not-moving-around no-fun dead.
Why mourn the maimed? They deserved it because a cute boy immigrant didn't get EVERYTHING he wanted and total strangers are to blame, and Obama, and horrible horrible America where he chose to emigrate.
LADIES (but not gentlemen...JUST LADIES UNDER 16 in age and IQ...) keep right on sighing and crying and giving away your parents' money to...
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev SUPERSTAR
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