Hey, Jimmy Choo and you Fashionista assholes, and Galliano antisemites and Nazis...
YOUR TURN.
Stupid bitches ain't gonna be spending a lot on YOUR crap. They'll get little nephew and little brother to join BIG BROTHER GOOGLE in finding ways to download versions of YOUR stuff.
Since most bitches only wear their outfits ONCE anyway, WHY BUY WHEN IT CAN BE FREEEEEEEEEE?
That's right, Ms Mephisto, YOU can be a DEVIL IN PRADA, or JIMMY CHOO, just by downloading some stolen PDF-Origami thing off Kick-Choo-Ass or another torrent, or Zinfuck or some other blog, run it through your printer....
MMMMM.
And the gun nuts? Hey, NO BACKGROUND CHECKS.
Think about all the industries that can share the pain of the entertainment world! Music, books, films, TV shows...now FREE clothing, print-on-demand GUNS or just about anything...they're even toying with edible paper so you can print out FOOD!
Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha.
And who continues to make a fortune? GOOGLE.
And SAMSUNG (slime-covered copyright-finagling weasels that they are). And a few others that make the devices.
The GOOD news is that the paper industry is gonna profit! They've been suffering from nobody using envelopes to mail letters or post cards, nobody buying magazines or newspapers, and fewer and fewer wiping their asses with toilet paper (we call these people immigrants and second generation Taco Bell customers).
Just think...paper shoes to DIE for, paper guns to DIE for...
And FREE! FREE!
Which is vital, because unless you work for GOOGLE, or SAMSUNG, or AMAZON, or you've made your fortune off some fucking APP or some waste of time like FECESBOOK and TWITTER-BRAIN...you HAVE NO MONEY TO SPEND because YOU HAVE NO JOB.
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