A Day in the Ripe, Rude, Ridiculous LIFE of Cheap Fannies

"They smile in yo' face.

"All the time they are a big disgrace.

"The Box Stinkers. BOX STINKERS!"

Yes, EBAY ends auctions when they try to sell their smelly underwear. EBAY stops 'em primping and mincing and selfie-posing about how they'll sell you "naughty" pictures IF you pay them ENOUGH. BUT...

Like sewer roaches, these girls keep waddling back to try again. Because they're a disgusting alloy of stupidity and greed.

Some of them are pretty ugly, too.

She's trying to earn enough money to get her lip straightened? She wants the Kylie Jenner cocktail-weiner-sized lips? The kind any good Negro-sucker would consider mandatory? Just like Mama Jenner who divorced her freak husband and went on a black-man-fucking spree that hasn't stopped?

Note the opening bid. Some of these bitches really think they are SO hot and SO unique. They're the type that, IF they date, would dictate the fanciest restaurant and insist on front row tickets to a show or FORGET IT.

PS, the ad says the item may NOT be sold to the United Kingdom. Perhaps the bitch wants to get customers for phone sex and hook-ups.

Here's another bitch who keeps trying (changing the wording, changing the photos) to see what will prevent her auction from getting stopped.

An opening bid of only ten bucks? How generous of this bitch-bint.

And here's a gruesome parody of womanhood. Unfortunately, it's ridiculous parodies of manhood that keep tomato-brained twats like this coming back to try new ads. A guy can buy a magazine with 150 PAGES of better looking bitches, and can go get 1000 images for free in less than a few minutes of downloading. But, pant-pant-pant, getting an e-mail with a few lousy pictures from a girl who MIGHT be real and MIGHT be so desperate as to want a meeting? SURE!

And here's a much-stopped bitch who tries again. Does EBAY notice that every time she gets her wrist slapped, she gets 20 or 30 or more drooling guys who see her ad every hour?

And so it goes; assholes trolling EBAY every day for "DAY IN THE LIFE" ads from simple-minded slits trying to make money off 'em.

"They smile in yo' face..."