Will RUPERT MURDOCH die before THE WORLD does?

Yes, Rupert Merde-Ox. He's the shit-headed bullshitter who can't even keep a trophy wife faithful. Yet he's fucking around with everyone, in the only way he really can: FINANCIALLY.

This old prune seems to think he's never gonna die. He keeps fiendishly coming up with new corruptions and disgusting deals, as if he truly thinks that like the Devil himself, for every life he wrecks, HIS is extended.

The latest news? The old dick-useless albino hemorrhoid Mr. Murdoch, who does NOT believe in climate change, has just bought THE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC.

Yeah, just when you think it can't get worse.

The above comes from the stupidly-named BOING BOING website.

At least, when you're stealing material from Associated Press, the NY Times and the rest, you have license to slant your report any way you like for your smaller audience. So the man from BOING BOING did just that, and here's more from him:

IF I'M BEING HONEST, I am certainly annoyed that Murdoch is about to rape the National Geographic and slant everything in the mag and on its TV specials to pretend destroying forests and killing wildlife is good. But I'm also pissed off that I'm not being paid to insult the old bastard at BOING BOING. What tempers this, is my hunch that the author of the above might only be an UNPAID INTERN, or might be getting chump change with the promise of something better "once people keep seeing your byline."

Also, since there's no hope for the world, anywhere you write is more like therapy for yourself than anything else. Besides, I don't need to be PAID for THIS blog. I make my money selling t-shirts. But with three heat waves this summer, and over a month of steady temperatures flogging the skin at 80 to 95 degrees, I will shift to selling thongs. There are more than enough cunts and assholes for them.