Gahhhhleee, Sur-PRIZE Sur-PRIZE

Jim Nabors, as the semi-retarded hick "Gomer Pyle," had a catch-word and a catch-phrase. The catch-word was "Gahhhlee" (Golly) and the phrase, sing-songed whenever anything amazing happened, was "Sur-Prize, Sur-Prize!"

Well, Gahhleee, Sur-Prize Sur-Prize, our redneck conman is half-gone. 23 items were up but now only 15 remain.

Will the rest get tossed off? While we wait and see, hopefully people who check his feedback will note a NEGATIVE he got.

Gahhhhhlee, a $29.99 "course" from a guy who lives in America's anus in Georgia, turns out to be hot, smelly air?

Y'all maybe didn't follow all the instructions. After all, that ad was very clear about how some fat, grimacing asshole with his hat slung over his eyes was going to hip you to ALL his secrets. And for such a modest price, too.

Man. This grubby porker does think that other crackers are even stupider than he is. He's gotta be so PROUD of himself for recycling complicated ridiculous advice schemes and losing people along the way. It's their fault if they don't understand his brilliant methods of making money.

Heee-yuck. There's a sucker born ever' minute.

Another of his oh-so enticing ads invites people to become his partner in crime. Yeee-hawwwwwww!