SCENT of a WOMAN ON EBAY - Hooooo Haaaaah

These stinky bitches really think they got gold flowing into their gussets.

How subtle, the money in the crotch of the underpants:

This pair (of twats) dictate all the rules: no meet ups, no physical contact, etc. BUT you can ask for a favorite style of underwear for them to soil.

All this stink reminds me of that soul sistah from Snap whose bellow of "I've GOT de POW-AHHH" has been used in millions of commercials and as background music to zillions of sports clips involving female athletes.

Yeah, the ladies HAVE the pow-ahh, don't you think? It may be a man's world, but it's rare that you'll find an ad like the ABOVE, in which a guy writes: "You can smell my underwear, just tell me how many days you'd like me to wear them."

The only woman who'd respond would be his mother, saying, "Put those in the laundry, and stop being a disgusting twit!"

Meanwhile, a few other peculiar ads on eBay, these in no danger of being removed: