CRAP STARS Kenny G and Ricky Martin paper the house with GROUPON bargainers

Who the FUCK goes to Kenny G. concerts?

Cheap lamebrains.

GROUPON continues to help out over-the-hill pop stars by papering the house with discount tickets.

That includes aging South American fruit basket Ricky Martin, who rode the "coochie-coochie I'm gay" card as far as he could, and now needs to rely on bargain bozos. You know the kind: "Uh, I was never a fan of Ricky Martin or Kenny G., but it's a bargain! I'm getting nearly half off. Why not go?"

Eventually, some POP stars become CRAP stars. One sign is when they turn up on cable TV variety shows. Another is when their CDs are all over the charity shops. And the surest sign is when they play some mediocre venue and need GROUPON to fluff for them, and fill up a few thousand otherwise empty seats.

The really sad thing is that there was EVER a time people paid full price for these two assholes.