Amazon: MACY'S SHOULD DIE. WE CAN TAKE OVER THEIR STORES

Bozo Bezos, the Fascist of Amazon, no doubt had a big laugh at THIS news headline.

Bezos has done everything except actually be Mussolini, step up to a microphone, snarl and say "Citizens! DO NOT BUY FROM STORES!"

Why buy from stores when there's AMAZON, after all? Go into stores, try out the items, ask questions of the sales staff, then go home and get it a few bucks cheaper from AMAZON. Sure.

Irony of irony: as big stores have closed, AMAZON has swooped in, as has GOOGLE, converting these broken shells into luxury office space and into warehouses.

Bozo Bezos has a master plan. It's to take over department stores, convert them into warehouses, and deploy DRONES to deliver the goods locally. What a lovely future, as DRONES from Amazon block the sun like locusts.

Bozo Bezos is deadly serious about DRONES. He seems like a Bozo, but in reality, he is the nastiest fat-head since Mussolini.

Meanwhile, as more monkeys learn how to use a laptop or cellphone and get on line, they've discovered that homely shops like Macy's or Walmart are not worth the time or the waddling. Sit on your ass and shop online!

If you've been to department stores lately, you've noticed that the clientele tend to be monkeys. Obnoxious loud and stupid ethnics. Add some white trash. They'll all still show up on "Black Friday" trying to kill each other for a coffee maker.

We're getting to be an insulated world of shut-ins. Date online. Have phone sex. Shop Amazon. "Splended Isolation...And never go down in the street."

Fuck Macy's. One day there will be the AMAZON THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE. Or it'll be sponsored by GOOGLE. The only thing is, their employees will be virtually marching, and everyone will be watching it at home on TV.