A Kirsty Replay - Dutch Model Dunked in the Drink

Here's a little Tweet from one of Holland's pretty tulips. She just finished some kind of model session in Michael Jackson's favorite Jew-hating country, Dubai.

Ah DUBAI. Doobee-doobee-doo. Who wouldn't love DUBAI? As long as you're not a JEW.

The Arabs have barred Israelis and Jews like the plague. You want to play in an International tennis tournament? Fuck you, Jew. It's not the 21st Century HERE.

An Israeli is part of some Olympic competition or beauty contest? "Well, if we have to suffer the presence of the parasitic Jew, we must, but NOBODY should pose with the Jew, talk to the Jew, eat with the Jew or even LOOK at the Jew!"

In other words...

If Madame Sturm was a Jew, she wouldn't have been in Dubai with people taking photos of her in her (clean) underwear.

She could care less obviously.

Who can blame her. Why boycott Dubai? It's not like South Africa. Apartheid against Jews isn't really apartheid, is it?

OK, that's the world of "high fashion models," where it's always helpful to NOT look like a fucking Jewess bitch (hey, not even Natalie Portman, Lauren Bacall or Gina Gershon).

And so, it's with some sadness that I report that this babe is no longer in such great shape.

She didn't quite have a Kirsty accident, sliced almost in half by some Mexican joy-rider on a yacht, but she did get banged around by some asshole on a surf jet.

That's what joy riding is all about. You go as fast as you can and you don't watch where you're going.

Yfke (who needs vowels) was on her own motorized surfboard when she fell off. She decided to swim for shore, but another joy rider slammed into her, fracturing her skull.

She's in a coma, and when she comes out of it, it may take her a while before she can once again do that peculiar and freakish "walk" that models do on a runway. You know, where they put heel in front of toe and goose-step along while their thighs thunder and their butt wobbles and their tits jiggle.

Hopefully she won't be out long, and will return to the business where even Jews (such as Calvin Klein and Ralph Lauren) do everything they can to hire Gentiles and present themselves as Gentile. It's where fashionista genius John Galliano, in foppish outfits and Dali-esque silly string mustache, and sporting an outrageous accent, can drunkenly shout anti-semitic remarks and be embraced and given a second chance before you can say "kike."

Oh, the world would be such a nice place without Jews. Dubai should know. They do their best to keep 'em out. Funny, like Hitler, these dark-haired Arabs have a real fetish for blonde women.

Hopefully Sturm will be up and strutting soon, and as she walks around wearing glimmering jewels, she can look out and see some Arab's shimmering drool. What's all this talk about Jews having all the money? Take a look at all those luxury buildings going up in these new Arab play-resorts. Dubai. Bahrain. Jews, stay away. And Syrians, you go fuck yourselves, too. Sure, you're Muslims but not the right type. So go point your big noses towards Madame Merkel of Germany. Just sniff and walk toward the smell of saurkraut cunt. She can store a few of you in her oven-like twat.

But, I digress.