"DAZE IN MY LIFE"

Just a few more random acts of terror.

Yes, these "day in my life" egomaniacal cunts keep on posting their piffle.

The funniest isn't a photo, but a rather bitchy text from a pissed off twat. We'll save that one for last.

First, yes, she's ba-a-a-a-ck. Somehow the feedback on this worm-lipped weirdo is loaded with "she's SO beautiful" and "I loved her pictures."

Great lips; this woman gives blow jobs to dachshunds. And they don't even have to stand up on their hind legs. And she doesn't have to bend over.

She's had many auctions knocked off, but she keeps trying. What else can she do to make money? Go down to the beach and use her lips to forage for buried nickels in the sand?

Next is a mediocre-looking butterface that you wouldn't even notice on the street. Unless she was picking your pocket.

She figures because she has an ass, you'll pay to see it. If you do then YOU'D be the ass.

Her lame photo is matched by even lamer text. Oooh twerking!

My favorite ad copy comes from an oft-stopped slut who has gotten just a little bit testy. SHE is going to tell off EBAY!

You can imagine how an EBAY employee reacted to that huffy line about "please stop deleting my shit."

After all, it's HER SHIT.

That's the Millennial way. Genitalia is "junk." A sexy photo is "my shit." Foreplay is "twerking." That's "keepin' it classy." The spoiled bitch figures she's more than entitled to use EBAY as her personal toilet. What's EBAY compared to her and HER SHIT?

Ooops. What's that...the sound of her ad being flushed...and a nasty little twat squealing, "Oh shit!"