Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Lovable Nazi, Helps Free A Killer

Ach, dat Ahhhhhhnold.

He's sooooo funnnneeee.

Taking over from where another lovable personality, Ronald Reagan, left off, Arnold Schwarzenegger parlayed a stupid accent and a few dopey action and comedy films into becoming GOVERNOR of CAL E. FORNIA.

Californians have a history of figuring that any fuckhead can run the state, and experience is NOT NEEDED.

So what did Ahhhhnold do? Ran the state into debt and increased the amount of illegal alien scum.

He also fucked one of those ugly fat Latina monsters, spawning a bastard. This humiliated his wife, the democrat Maria Shriver, but hell, we all know Reeeepublicans are horny hypocrites.

Among his sneakier connivings, was to make sure a murderer got early parole.

Most people would be a little embarrassed to let loose a drunken Spic who knifed an unarmed man only because he couldn't get into a drunken party. Not Ahhhhhnold.

“I feel good about the decision,” Schwarzenegger said back in 2011. “I mean, of course you help a friend.”

Of course. Your friend is a greasy stooge named Fabian Nunez, and Nunez no doubt helped sway Latino morons to vote for Ahhhhhnold (if not go to bed with him). So yeah, it was a political favor. SO?

Ahhhhnold made sure Nunez's rotten spawn could be out as quick as possible. As in, "Hasta La Vista, Baby."

It's ALL good. Late night host David Letterman used to chuckle, showing an old film clip of horny Nazi Schwarzenegger shoving a phallic carrot into some bimbo's mouth and coaching her on how to get it down. Magazines had plenty of lewd photos of him copping a feel on some bitch or other. Jay Leno was an enthusiastic supporter, constantly having Ahhhhnold on his show. As long as Ahhhhnold grinned, said stupid things in that stupid accent, and acted humble, it didn't matter how conniving and corrupt he was as a governor. Lovable lug Ahhhhnold knew how to sign the autographs, pose for any Hoobastank who wanted a souvenir, and say any movie catch-phrase or allow somebody to mimic him saying it. What FUN.

Ronald Reagan was the Teflon President, and Schwarzenegger is the Teflon Nazi. He cheats on his wife, he lets a killer skip out after a few years because he cares more for a buddy than a grieving mother, and after fucking up Cal E. Fornia he struts back into making more of his stupid action movies, using that retarded accent that never gets old.

Nunez's family rubbed some salt into the wounds by declaring that their hot-headed son "is committed to continuing the work of healing, self-reflection and spiritual growth."

Maybe he can get a nice juicy role in one of Ahhhhhnold's next movies. Surely he knows exactly what being a "TERMINATOR" is all about.