Here we go gathering NUT and MAY

Oh, gee, Sacha Baron Cohen (don't you HATE that long pompous name) is feuding with Brian May.

"Sacha became an arse," the nearly 70 year-old Queen-carrier cried. "We had some nice times with Sacha kicking around ideas, but he went off and told untruths about what happened."

He cried to the Daily FAIL, who of course censored ARSE into A---.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, I never understood the mass appeal of Freddie Faggot. It surprised me years and years ago, how many douchebags LOVED this fuckhead group and their pretentious, campy garbage. There seem to be a lot of drunken nerds who love to drive in mom's car, singing Queen songs till they drive into a ditch.

The person I knew who loved Queen the most was gay. He absolutely adored FREDDIE, and those skin-tight tummy-showing leotards that snaggle-toothed freak loved to wear. Fine. Be gay and adore Queen. But what the FUCK is wrong with the rest of you idiots?

Brian May, who does some very nice work in calling attention to animal cruelty, should be embarrassed to be in a band that recorded such horrendously ridiculous music and is now fronted by someone even more obnoxious and campy than Freddie ever was.

Rock music is loaded with homoerotic idiocy, from David Blowie and Iggy Plop to even Lennon, who couldn't stay away from falsetto, which he sang like a preening drunken fairy. A group that dabbled in high harmony and falsetto, that I liked very much, was City Boy. These Birmingham blokes were often accused of being a second-rate version of Queen. I suppose some of their songs ("Dinner at the Ritz") might be considered closer to Freddie's shit than "You Know My Name Look Up the Number." But still, they weren't gay and their lyrics, music and attitude never could be called effeminate. They became even tougher as they went along, moving from oddball songs about, well, "The Oddball Dance" to pondering the day the Earth caught fire.

Since Queen did steal two album titles from the Marx Brothers, I tried to like them. I couldn't.

At best, I'll say that the notion of Cohen playing Freddie Mercury was, is, a truly horrible idea. Then again, the idea of Cohen standing in front of movie cameras is generally a truly horrible idea.

PS, Brian, you're supposed to care about every fox in Great Britain, and you have no patience for a weasel? Why...GOOD FOR YOU!