David Gest, the fag-weasel who conned Liza Into Marrying Him Died

The only way the media could interest anyone in the death of pest David Gest was to beat the drum about him being married to Liza Minnelli.

In other words, this con-artist piece of shit married her to become famous, and it's only because of her that his DEATH is even worth mentioning.

Trending: an ugly round-faced plastic-surgery victim freak AND Liza Minnelli:

To quote an old Moms Mabley line, you should say something good about the dead. "David Gest is dead. GOOD!"

I saw this crud once, in a restaurant, and with Liza. This was before the infamous divorce. At the time, I wondered, "Who is THAT sullen, ugly jerk? Her rehab keeper? Bodyguard? Agent?"

He damn well didn't look like her date, or her husband. (I'm not sure which at the time). He seemed distinctly grim, and not at all happy to have her around. How UNhappy? When she went out to have a neurotic smoke, he didn't even go with her. He just sat there looking like he was stricken with the flu.

Did he care if she smoked herself silly, or wandered off, or snuck a drink, or was annoyed by autograph hounds? Not in the least.

When she came back, he hardly glanced at her. He mostly stared at what he was drinking. Eventually they left. They didn't hold hands. They didn't even smile at each other.

He parlayed that divorce into CELEBRITY. In this disgusting age, that's all it takes. Oooh, married to Liza? Then YOU are a CELEBRITY!

The only problem was that even by American standards, which are shallower than spit on the sidewalk, he was NOT worth a lot of ink. It wasn't until he began prancing around the "Big Brother" show in England, creating a big fuss with Angie Bowie, that anyone in America even knew the social-climbing cocksucker was still around.

That he had the Silly Putty company re-arrange his face into what HE thought was attractive, was almost comical. That he was now using the fame of others to mc tacky oldies shows was not comical at all.

On a slow news day (no Muslim psychos blowing up unarmed people), this guy MAY trend for an hour or two. It's a VERY slow news day.

As you see, the news items include some "tragedy" about an ugly martial arts boxer that nobody knows by name (even people who watch MMA). Then there's a ridiculous story about Hillary Clinton "under fire for joke." That's typical Media bullshit. SHE didn't say anything. Moronic Mayor DeBlasio quipped that she was late because she was on "CPT" (colored people time). So the world is screaming that the Mayor is racist. Which is pretty fucking hard to do when his wife is just about jet black, and his two kids look like pure blacks, too. Next up? Somebody or other was released from jail, and lastly, that lump of giblets and teeth, Jew Hater McWheelchair dictated something unimportant. Who the hell cares about his predictions or theories when the Muslims or North Korea will blow this planet right out of the galaxy?

What a fucking depressing day. The only good news was no more David Gest.