Katy Perry Wants to Whack a Seniormole

"I'd kick that wino right in his pruney ball sack," says Katy Perry. She's referring to a typical music-thief asshole, Seniormole. "Oh, don't even dignify that drunken deja-poo by name," she says. "They're all ignorant assholes, whether they use devil names like Mephisto or their own idiot names or Banksy-type tags, like Zinfart or Hans Demented."

What bothers creative artists is how jerks who aren't in the music industry THINK they know it all, and consider stealing to be "sharing." Of course they want a pension at their job, expect to suck the government teat, and don't leave their doors unlocked so anyone can "share."

Katy and the gang are demanding changes to DMCA laws.

Probably 90% of all artists HATE MUSIC THIEVES like SENIORMOLE and ZINFART. A few have some Communist utopia vision that "sharing" isn't stealing but these are dumb asses who either have a ton of money already (hello, Radiohead) or are energetic egomaniacs who get their thrill touring, and haven't yet experienced a burnout or overdose.

The only reason more names aren't on petitions is that some are simply afraid of reprisals. They know how easily adoring fans can become hateful and like a pet dog that bites the hand, will suddenly want to put a bullet in Prince, or bomb Metallica, or at the very least, knock off Gene Simmons' website for a day or two.

Happily for the pirates, artists are not very bright. Why the FUCK are they petitioning the U.S. Copyright Office? They don't make laws, do they?

No. Who makes laws? Senators. And every time they come up with something, like SOPA, and try to get it passed, the Great Monster GOOGLE and its Gorgon sidekicks (Wikipedia, Amazon, etc.) scream "Freedom of Speech," threaten to shut down the Internet, and secretly lobby as many politicians as they can buy to vote AGAINST the bill.

Just what the fucking Copyright office can do, I have no idea. They are just a bunch of drones who collect huge fees for processing copyright forms.

But at least a few more people out there know that artists are PISSED OFF. Only a few more, because Seniormole is drunk most of the day, and spends the rest of his time rolling his eyes and sighing over the "kerfuffle" of copyright owners "hurling their poo." He reads nothing. Isn't in the industry. Is senile. And the Zinfarts and Chris & Hansy gang are too busy upping and re-upping and screaming "Give me a NICE comment for my HARD work" to get educated. They are selfish brats.

The rest of the story? For those who aren't going walkies with their dogs or ugly wives, and calling themselves LORD or Pirate King

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