The London Daily Mail makes Money Pissing Everyone Off

An amusing "comment" appeared in what's usually called the London Daily Fail, aka The London Garbage Pail. Somebody posted, in an article about Heidi Klum or whoever, "Please STOP posting comments about the Kardashians. I won't post one in a piece on Kardashians because it encourages more of them. The more you post, even negatives, the more they'll print. So if you want to read more on Heidi and less on Kim, IGNORE Kardashian articles."

Quite true. The FAIL thrives on traffic, and even negative comments are good for business. They have a staff of parasites trying to get ads by saying, "Look, see all the COMMENTS we get! People love to hate the Kardashians! We cover everything they do!"

True enough. Normal newspapers don't constantly print photos of inane media whores every time they prance around a trendy nightclub, or mince along the beach.

One of the favorite things the FAIL loves to do is post obnoxious photos of obese slobs (their readers are mostly obese slobs) and declare how LOVELY these blimps are.

Aside from rewarding air-head retards like the Kardashians, the FAIL validates overblown bints who are setting a disgusting example by making FAT seem GLAMOROUS. The FAIL wouldn't run constant photos of celebs smoking cigarettes and say, "How sexy it is to smoke cigarettes," but they run constant photos of FATTIES, and say "Lovely...beautiful...glamorous..." like being overweight is a good thing!

"IT WORKS?"

No, the dress doesn't work, and neither does Hippo Sardonicus's gruesome toothy grimace.

She looks like she's spotted somebody's baby and wants to devour it as a snack.

Rebel Wilson is one of the most disgusting, talentless monsters on the planet.

Yet, every day, the FAIL insists on showing a picture of her on the carpet, when she should be on the sawdust in a Freak Show Circus. Rebel Wilson should be next door to the Mule-Faced Woman, billed as "The Elephant Girl."

The other thing about the FAIL is that they are Nazi Fascists who don't believe in freedom of speech. Most any article on fat freaks like Adele, Rebel Wilson or Amy Schumer are "moderated." Why? Because the Little Hitlers who run the rag don't think their readers should be allowed to state opinions.

It's one thing, perhaps, to censor trolls who want to call Kanye West a nigger, or Bernie Sanders a kike. But what's wrong with saying Rebel Wilson is a gruesome tub of goo? Or that Amy Schumer is a pudgy media whore?

Very few readers ever get a stinging comment in, because whore must be spelled wh0re, and so many other words are banned, and moderators want to make sure sows like Schumer always pose for a FAIL camera jerk.

The FAIL even runs articles screaming about how bad "fat shaming" is.

At some point, you STOP reading the Enquirer and the Star at the check-out line at the supermarket, and you also stop being amused by the disgusting antics of dopey online Buzzsuckers and Gawkers.

Anyone who WORKS at the Daily Mail deserves to be UNEMPLOYED.