BREXIT AT TIFFANY'S - Business as Usual

Was it empty at Tiffany's today? Of course not. Were Hedge Fund weasels happily trading "futures" and making enough money to own gold-plated toilets? You bet. Did the sky fall? Not even in a James Bond movie.

The GOOD news, despite all the kneejerk moaning and fretting from the "Remain" bunch, is that the sun rose again, and it will set again, and if you look at the big picture, all that's happened is that a proud island nation won't be overrun by bullying savages. Not for a while.

Economic woes? Really? Did Tesco scale back on 24 hour stores because of the EU? No. Did Icelandic fuck hundreds of jobs in Grimsby because of the EU? No.

Inevitably, the Chinese (who make everything from Apple computers to sneakers) will make their case for being THE super power, and the Muslims will seethe all over the Middle East and Europe. Idiots like Merkel and her toads in Holland and France and elsewhere, will see their culture crumble.

If ISIS doesn't give a shit about artifacts of their own Middle East civilization, you can bet that they'll blow up windmills, the Eiffel tower, and every non-halal sausage factory in Germany. PS, there are still plenty of fanatics in England so Big Ben ain't safe either. It's just that the odds for UK destruction have gone down a bit.

The FUNNY news, aside from Lindsay Lohan suddenly Tweeting instead of twatting, is that Donald Trump arrived in Scotland to christen a golf course, and mistakenly declared that Scotland took back their country.

Er, no. The backward, tongue-twisted Snots were conservative and stupid. Their "celebrities" handed Trump a bunch of utterly witless insults:

Oooh, that's telling him. He's still a famous billionaire, and you idiots are unknown to anyone who doesn't love haggis. Ooooh, Trump is a "plum." Good Lord, do you think Donald still has the will to live after that??

No, I never heard of those three, and given their gutter-level bitching, they aren't ready for Prime Time, or the rest of the world. The most famous Scots, at least for Americans, remain Craig Ferguson and Sean Connery (both living in America) and James Watt (who talks about "punchies" as a boxing announcer).

What the fuck is with Scotland anyway? Their exports are not gonna change. They will export their whiskey and their woolens, and Mr. Jethro Tull and his bunch will export smoked salmon (and the Jews will call it lox). Down the road, their demise will be that the Kardashians, and the Booga-Booga crowd, and the Muslims won't give a damn about their products. Only white people of a certain culture care about whiskey, wool and salmon. The rest prefer cocaine, cotton and Burger King.

Did the UK secede or succeed? The breathless CBS news wasn't sure.

Note the red arrow.

What do I say about the above? FUCK YOU, WALL STREET.

What a bunch of rabbits. It's always this way. Any uncertainty in the world, and these bunnies go into a mad frenzy of buying and selling. It never makes sense, and everyone covers it like it's vitally important. It ain't the stock market crash, it's just chittering and trembling, and people eventually snap out of it. Why the FUCK should rich people playing stock games interfere with our lives?

Some fuckhead dropped his stock in Yorkie bars and bought more gold? Fuck him.

So, the great toff Camoron has resigned, has he? I suppose he's made enough under the table to last him. Maybe he'll shove Blair aside and get paid huge sums for giving speeches. He'll do fine.

But I hope he takes that asshole from the Nazi side with him. What a gutless thing to do, announce defeat as soon as the polls closed. WHAT was he thinking? This is no leader. Look at Bernie Sanders, who is STILL being a pain in the ass to Hillary Clinton, even with NO chance at the nomination.

Speaking of America, the disgust with immigrants showed, when the Supreme Court refused to budge and declare amnesty for illegal aliens.

On the ABC local news in New York, reporters actually grumbled that 10% (or more) of the workforce is ILLEGAL. The inference: this is a big load of lovely people who are being discriminated against JUST because they snuck in like thieves.

Forget that they took away jobs from others. Forget that they brought with them a lot of criminals.

ABC NY sobbed that they estimate there are FOUR MILLION illegals in the tri-state area who are being unfairly denied the RIGHT to what legal immigrants jumped through hoops to get. The wimps sent a Spanish speaking reporter "of color" to interview some of them in a typical shitty town (Elizabeth, New Jersey) overrun with these pests. The illegals carried signs (in SPANISH) boldly declaring they wouldn't give up the fight. One of them declared (in SPANISH) that she was in America 14 years now, and deserved to stay. The reporter translated what she said.

How about that? 14 years in America, and the spic bitch WON'T speak English! That's a ringing endorsement for illegals isn't it? What's she done to prove she cares about the country? All she wants is to come here and TAKE. All she wants is to breed. And to turn America into a Spanish speaking slum. Immigrants of old LEARNED THE LANGUAGE AND THE CUSTOMS.

Why did Brexit win? Because complacent stooges in the Remain group REMAINED HOME. It was raining a little too hard in some places. It was inconvenient for the posh bunch to take time from their shopping. Many figured, "Oh, well, Poor Jo died, and that seals the deal, it'll be a landslide. I can go walkies with Muffin and have a cuppa, and ponder my Freddy Davies AND Freddie Davies records." It was the angry poor, the unemployed, and those who wanted change who resolutely insisted on making their voices heard, even in defeat. And, surprise, they won.

America? The politicians raged about GUN CONTROL with the same passion as some in the UK raged about leaving the EU. There was some kind of filibuster for nearly 2 days. The Democrats gave outraged speeches. One black guy tried to be Martin Luther King Jr., bellowing about how too many mamas have seen their babies die. What happened? Nothing. They walked out congratulating themselves for "disrupting" Congress. They passed NOTHING.

And so it goes. In America, a self-hating homo Muslim killed 49 people, and it meant nothing, just as an autistic loner mowing down two dozen children meant nothing, and a "nice" Muslim couple opening fire at a California day care facility meant nothing. The other day, the Democrats finished their 2 days of bellowing and hooting and walked away grinning about it. They didn't win like the Brexiters.

In the UK, now that Brexit won? The Empire won't fall. Look at what they're leaving: a crumbling Europe that is losing its identity and becoming Muslim.

What's in Europe? A main business is tourism, and IF I'M BEING HONEST, if I felt like taking a holiday, I'd think twice about getting on a plane that might explode. Or flying to France (where terrorists blow up nightclubs) or Brussels (where they blow up airports) or anyplace else. What for? To see a leaning tower in Italy before some Muslims blow it up?

Europe used to be a colorful destination. Now it's just colored. Tourists want to see native people not natives. They don't expect to see maniacs in burqas and beards strutting around like they own the country.

Europe, like Scotland, exists on arcane imports that are no longer essential. People can do without French wine. They can do without Holland cheese. They can do without German knockwurst. What people can't do without is cheap clothing and electronics made in China by slave labor who can't demand a minimum wage, can't take time off for Ramadan, and can't shout about racism and demand an extra hour for lunch to get some Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Fat, effeminate James Corden was sad today. He Tweeted: "I can't get my head around what's happening in Britain.I'm so sorry to the youth of Britain. I fear you've been let down today x"

Awww.

Hot, sexy Eliabeth Hurley? "And suddenly the birds are singing....BREXIT!"

PS, anything that makes Rowling's twat go dry is a GOOD THING.