No, they don't look like Simians, do they

When the first names are AMAZAN, STERVENSON and WOOLVENS, it's not likely there will be a mistaken identity.

And when they're THIS ugly?

The girl was probably even uglier, not that she deserved this fate. The great poets (Shelley, Keats, Milton) probably had no idea, as they wrote of "truth and beauty," that Darwin was wrong. The dumbing down, the Devilution of the world, continues as ugliness, stupidity and violence hold illimitable dominion over nearly all.