You Made me FALL FOR YOU, Peter!

WHAT have we here? A woman in her late 60's, apparently, looking the worse for wear!

Here's an interesting legal question: if a pop star yells at you, and you fall down, what next?

This is a question being ignored by Penis Etc.

I use his real name. He changed it when he began his career as one of those God-awful sensitive balladeers beloved of people who also can't get enough of Streisand, Lightfoot, Groban, Connick Jr. and other syrup stirrers.

The full story turns up, where else, on FARCEBOOK where he is being publicly shamed:

Will she give this to an ambulance-chaser for a nuisance lawsuit, and settle out of court for $10,000 and an autographed photo? Or will she seriously expect this guy to contact her directly and "do the right thing?" I checked his website. This has-been seems too busy trying to get people to buy a "greatest hits" (he had any?) CD, $15 by mail, $25 autographed.

Jeez, WHY is Elton John (and not THIS asshole) singing in my head today? This time:

"It's sad, so sad. It's a sad, sad situation.

And it's getting more and more absurd.

....and SORRY seems to be the hardest word."

Not for ME, though. This is one of the SORRIEST things I've seen on FARCEBOOK in a long time.